fuzzy iguana

Someone who is very special, also used when describing a random or crazy thing.

If I don't get any sleep the fuzzy iguanas will be rampant.

by Fuzzy Iguana November 14, 2017

Fuzzy-Plums

Name for a man who has no right to be in the position he is in (oftentimes equal-to or above you), as he usually fucks up the most menial of tasks.

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Bob got promoted again?"
Guy 2: "What?!? That Fuzzy-Plums doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!"

by WhiteFish February 05, 2014

Fuzzy Pillow

A fuzzy case, stuffed with something soft, used to cushion the head, especially during sleep and you can hump it

When I watch porn I use a fuzzy pillow to masturbate.

by John Lightsey March 02, 2012

fuzzy van

a butt disease where your pubes grow out of your asshole

you did you hear cameron has a fuzzy van?
EWW!!!!!!

by daddypiglikestosuckyourtoes March 03, 2020

fuzzy coffin

is a slang word for a tight vagina

man it got trapped in a fuzzy coffin

by cupcakes00000001 August 27, 2017

Fuzzy Lumpkin

A term of endearment for a very cute person

How's it goin fuzzy lumpkin?

by DCdmd December 30, 2008

fuzzy croissant

A reference to the feeling you have down under when you have vigorous intercourse with an unshaven, hairy male. After this occurance the sensation is very uncomfortable for you feel crusty or flakey like a croissant, as well as fuzzy like a peach.

“Are you okay girl? You ain’t lookin so good...” “I fucked this guy last night, and now I think I got a fuzzy croissant.” “Shit sorry girl I hate gettin a fuzzy croissant.”

by You know who ;)) November 29, 2018