California Funnel

Where a man or a woman, puts a funnel in there partners ass, then poors beer, rotten milk, and chili. Then they get up do 20 jumping jacks. The other partner then lays down, and has the person stand over then and let it go all over there face.

Kid: "Mom, did you give dad an California funnel last night?"
Mom: "Yes I did, how did you know?"
kid: "I heard him say "you got chili in his eye and it really burned"

California Funnel by kserieseg6 November 13, 2010

Piss Funnel 

When a man urinates on his nutsack due to having an extremely small penis. The urine flows through the awkward crease between a males testicles that is formed by the skin of the scrotum.

In other words, you cockola is too short to refrain from pissing on your nuts. Therefor causing the piss funnel.

"After getting stung by a jellyfish I really needed someone to piss all over my leg. I preferred not to get piss anywhere else except my leg. Thank God Tom came to the rescue with his piss funnel(small cockola) and provided a neat single stream with no splatter." Thanks Tom.

Piss Funnel by TASHAK December 30, 2013

blood funnel

a vagina during its menstrual cycle.

calm your blood funnel bitch.

blood funnel by Peter W April 25, 2006

The Funnel Cake

When a girl puts a funnel in her mouth and a group of men, all ejaculate into the funnel, getting most of the jizz into funnel but some on her face.

Blake - "Dude, me and my friends, did The Funnel Cake onto this one chick, Chaya, last night."

Trevor - "How was it man?"

Blake - "Good, but she choked a little bit."

David - "I think they killed her."

The Funnel Cake by Sydney Carton May 24, 2008

fresno funnel cake 

when a male clown does a reach around on another guy while simultaneously slipping a pinky with powdered sugar in his ass

The circus wasn't too bad because they were giving free Fresno funnel cakes to anyone that buried their head in a pile of elephant shit.

fresno funnel cake by Bracco October 20, 2008

The Funnel

The Funnel is when a male saves up his cum in a bucket for a month. he then puts the tip of a funnel into a girls vagina and pours the bucket of cum into her.

The funnel its pretty awsome

The Funnel by Funnel user June 1, 2020

Shit Funnel

The person at the workplace whose job it is to take on any/all crappy tasks that other people don't want to do.

Today Russ has to meet with those obnoxious clients everyone else tries to avoid. He really is quite the shit funnel, isn't he?

Shit Funnel by Russ Ginker August 14, 2009