Friendzone

A thing that is traumatic for mostly guys. It’s when you find out you crush ONLY thinks of you as a friend, by this point you’ve fallen to the friendzone. But the only thing worse, is the brother/sisterzone, this is when your crush states that you are like a brother or sister to them. By this point, there is no long trek out of the zone. All you can do is move the fuck on and get a girl that likes you for who you are.
Friendzone:
Boy: hey, I’ve been thinking about you, about us, I’d like to be something more
Girl: like besties?
Brotherzone:

Girl: ya know Archie, you are like a brother to me...
-boy’s thoughts-
NOOOOOOOO, I LIKED HER SO MUCH. HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS ZONE
Aphrodite: you can’t...
by WikiDicky May 21, 2018
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the distance between you and your crush that defines being friendzoned the distance is 3m or 9"11
james: bruh u in the friendzone get closer to her
jimmy:yea youre right
by doc hooi August 31, 2020
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oh did you get friendzoned, thats your life bro.
by mia.ku December 08, 2019
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person 1: who got friendzoned?
person 2: christian
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Friendzone

The absolute horror of having to be friends of someone of the opposite sex instead of having sex with them.

People who use this are in no way patheic losers who only see people of the opposite sex for their value and use to them, to the point where unless that person sees them romantically and sexually attractive, they are useless to them.
Person A: Ugh, Tiffany put me in the friendzone.
Person B: Thats Ok. She seems like a genuinely interesting and fun person.
Person A: But she won't have sex with me.
Person B: But doesn't she have more value than that? Shes an actual human being. Why is it so horrible that she wants to be friends?
Person A: Because since I want to have sex with her, she cant possibly have any value to me outside of that. People can't possibly have relationships just because you like a fellow human being and have respect for them.
Person B: Oh yeah you're right.
by HereWeGoAgain86 October 22, 2019
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A place you never want to visit because there is only 0.05% of escaping, Friendzone is the most dangerous place ever existed that is made by the devil/satan himself.
Me: I love you.

Girl: I think we should be just Friends.

Me: Did I just get FRIENDZONE?!
by WhatTheFuckRichard February 18, 2016
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It means that you are fucked and not fucked at once.
Guy1: Hey man, my girl told me she just wants to be friends with me
Guy2: F man! You just got friendzoned...
by nowalex May 13, 2021
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