freshman wedgie

the jumping of freshmen that play sports in the locker room

Hey lets give these two freshmeats a freshman wedgie!

I wonder how much those freshman loved thir freshman wedgie

freshman wedgie by TheKidThatsJustTooWhite March 1, 2012

freshman shock and awe 

When you transition to the next highest educational institution (elementary school to middle school, middle school to high school, high school to college) and you need to adjust to your teachers expecting more from you and more work and you're shocked by your grades because they're terrible/not what you expected. Normally "awe shit" follows the shock, thus the "shock and awe"

Aja: Yes! I got straight A's! What'd you get Marcus?
Marcus: *stares at grades, mouth wide open* awe shit
Aja: What's wrong?
Marcus: I got 3 F's! How did this happen!? I did good last year!
Aja: Sounds like you got the freshman shock and awe my friend

freshman shock and awe by Selenaaaass November 16, 2012

Freshman PeePee 

An undergrown, prepubescent male penis on a freshman in high school. Some freshman boys have not progressed far enough in puberty, causing them to have small, under-developed penis (PeePee).

Angela-"Hey, did you see Cullen?"
Erica- "No, what's so important about them?"
Angela- "He have freshman PeePee and I saw it."
Erica- "No fucking way!"

Freshman PeePee by MotAcire_Bianco March 19, 2014

Freshman Football 

A team of freshman & sophomore football athletes. A lot of them will not play and grind at practice like the Senior Football team. Some will just quit the team. A good amount of them will not play the year after. Some will keep on playing. Also known as frosh football.

Kid 1: I wanna be like Viz and play all the years after Freshman Football
Kid 2: Football is gay so I'm quitting
Kid 3: I wanna play just for the varsity jacket
Kid 4: *tackles coach*

Freshman Football by stephen 47 November 4, 2018

Freshman Fucker 

A senior who likes to go for the freshman thotties because they cannot get any other pussy. Their counterpart would be a Senior Smasher

Bret is such a Freshman Fucker!

Freshman Fucker by injaculator101 May 9, 2019

Freshman Doucheboy 

Freshman in Highschool that is thought of to be a "douche" by many people. Generally they are very unintulectual, they are so dim that they often try to act as if they are "tough" but back down as soon as someone challenges them. Some have even been known to file false police reports, due to them starting a fight and getting their ass handed to them.

Raquel: What's wrong, Rainy?
Rainy: Those Freshman Doucheboys are at it again!!!

Freshman Doucheboy by TiGoNThEGrEaT April 14, 2011

Freshman Friday 

A high school tradition where seniors stuff freshmen in lockers.

Freshman: Where's the science lab?
Senior: On the third floor by the pool.
Freshman: Thanks! ...Wait a minute. We don't have a third floor.
Senior: By the way, happy freshman Friday! (Stuffs them in a locker and leaves)
Freshman: ...We don't even have a pool!

Freshman Friday by MalumLibrum958 May 13, 2022