Forgotten leak

When you take a long crap, get up, pull up your pants and wash your hands, after, you notice that you have forgotten to take a leak, but you are too lazy to take a one, and leave.

John: Man i just took a dump, and forget to take a leak, but I'm too lazy to go back and take one.
Joe: Damn, the forgotten leak, i hate it.

by Snipervert August 30, 2009

Don't forget to bring a towel

An amazing thing to randomly say.

Don't forget to bring a towel

by Chr15 July 28, 2006

Forgetten

what happens when people with low iq's say forgotten.

"I was just trying to make sure that I didn't get forgetten"

by Jiggles The Fett & Sen7 April 23, 2005

Forgor

I forgor

Person 1-"Why do people keep saying I forgor, what does it mean?"

Person 2-"I forgor"

by anonymous July 19, 2021

forget-me-shot

n. A shooter drink that has the capability of erasing the last 24 hours of the consumer's memory. It can be made as follows:

Jägermeister
sloe gin
triple sec
quadruple sec
gunk from a dog's eye
Absolut Pickle
the red stripe from Aquafresh toothpaste

venom of the Louisiana loboto-moth

Stir with a home pregnancy test until it turns positive, and presto.

Moe serves Homer a forget-me-shot in the Simpsons episode "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind" when Homer wants to forget Marge is throwing him a surprise party.

by free range turtle rancher July 15, 2010

forgettaboutit

the intentional slurring together of the English words forget + about + it toward the effect of expressing surety, wonder or degree of approval; the usage is largely associated with New York soldiers of the mafia.

Sometimes forgettaboutit just means forget about it.

by LeapingPoetry July 14, 2016

You forget a thousand things every day

make sure this is one of them

I got you!

You forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of them.

I hate saying that.

by you are disgusting August 8, 2021