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Foon

Foon is the name given to a person or animal, who looks slightly retarded and is somewhat clumsy, never graceful and down right funny to watch.
Taken from the cat, Foon, who started the trend.
Bang Clash Clang
"What was that?"
"Don't worry, it was just Foon"

"I just pulled a Foon"
by Spider Kitten December 24, 2007
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foon

(combination of fool and goon)-An unnaturally tall, unintelligent, and uncoordinated person with a giant mutated tooth and a dirty mop of hair. Usually mows lawns (and does a crappy job).
The epitome of foon..... you know who you are
by Jeff Fatha June 10, 2005
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floondarnk

When an action is so retarded is baffles the imagination.

i.e. Using your phone to update your Facebook/Twitter status to ask people to call 911 for you.
Status update: Help me! I am stuck in my car! - updated from mobile.

first commenter: that is so floondarnk. FAIL
by 1658 January 12, 2010
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foonce

The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals.
Originated from the ancient Australian family, The Bakers.
I just got my foonce waxed.
by Foonce July 9, 2014
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fooning

Fooning=friends+spooning
Fooning is the act spooning a friend but if you both describe it as fooning it is no longer homosexual.
Josh “Hey Sam, I’m getting cold over here, wanna come over for some good ole’ fooning?”
Sam “As long as we both agree that it’s fooning, cause if we were spooning that would be gay.”
by The_Fooning_Master October 7, 2018
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Foool

Guy 1: Dude! Look over there! Thats Foool! OMG
Guy 2: OMG WOW
by Opally January 2, 2020
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Zheng Foong

the coolest guy in the world, he is so cool
wow look at that zheng foong he is so cool
by Sustolfo October 6, 2022
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