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fake flirting

When she won’t admit that her boyfriend and unloyal and flirts with everyone but her
Riley: He doesn’t flirt with everyone it’s just fake flirting.

Judy: He hit on Mary so hard at the party last night.
Riley: FAKE FLIRTING!
by i like ban November 6, 2017
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Driveby Flirting

1. Verb: to holla, honk, throw semen, whistle, cat-call, clap, or perform any action that attracts the attention of a sexy male or female whilst driving, skateboarding, air-gliding, zip-lining, or travelling in any fashion, at a such a high speed, that the targeted sexy male/female has almost no chance to respond to said action.

2. Noun: the illest shit yu can do when itz Fridaay night and u ridin shotgun in yuh boy's pimped OUT ride cuz you see sum bitchez that R out of controllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
1. X: Why is there SKEET in ma hair???

Y: You just got hit by a driveby flirting!

X: I still got it!

2. Smartest man alive: "Fuck Black Ops imma get me some Driveby Flirting tonight"
by numuves September 15, 2012
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Flexting

The act of flirting within a text message.

To flext (verb)
Flexting (infinitive form)
A flext (noun)
We were totally flexting last night. I mean, he used a winky face emodicon. Can he be more forward?!
by Iggle Bear May 10, 2011
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girl flirting

What sorostitutes-in-training say and do during rush, especially to support the idea that flirting can *only* NORMALLY happen between guys and girls...
"Do you think this outfit will be cute enough for girl flirting at A-D-Pi?"
by asb438 September 19, 2011
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flarting

Failing + Flirting = Flarting

An attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt.

Usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can't break ice, or just aren't that attractive (physically or emotionally) to the point that their words lose good meaning.
Male A: Hey girl, I'm a guy, you're a gal, lets mate tonight.
Female A: Uh...
Male B: Dude stop flarting, you're embarrassing yourself.

Male A: Oh hello (attempts to grin, appears unsettling)
Female A: Oh.... Hi? (runs)
Male A: Wow, I should really stop flarting.
by MassGuru April 28, 2011
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science flirting

Flirting is tied to the limbic system, those ancient parts of the human brain that control survival-based drives, such as sexuality and all the emotions that come with it. Here, flirtation is less a social skill and more an impulsive behavior that takes our intellect hostage. A flirt-or-flight response.

But flirting isn't entirely instinctual either. It's also governed by cultural rules and social etiquette. Breaking these rules, an embarrassing rejection, or pursuing affection at an inappropriate time can lead to a loss of social capital that can be hard to recover.

Stuck between the instinctual and social, it's no wonder that people feel at odds with themselves when it comes to the art of the flirt.
Stuck between the instinctual and social, it's no wonder that people feel at odds with themselves when it comes to the art of the flirt.
science flirting,social science
Not a hoe fact of being nice the world has no depth
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019
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Florting

When you’re fucking a person and snorting blow off of some part of their body. Preferably off of someplace weeeeeeird.
You ever florting? It’s like drugs for your brain and yo dick.
by Cassiafrass May 15, 2018
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