flower arranging

arranging a woman's labia like the petals of a flower; adding the hand of Man to Nature's beauty

Lover 1: Was there, for you, any special moment last night?
Lover 2: Yes - my moment of flower arranging; seeing your cunt at its most beautiful, then kissing your flower like your lips in your face.
Lover 1: Wonderful for me too.

by Hammerklavier August 19, 2013

brouquet of flowers

A gift of flowers given by a bromosexual to his bromantic interest in order to progress thier relationship.

A: Hey bro, it's been fun hanging out with you so I got you this brouquet of flowers

B: Thanks bro

by B00TY October 21, 2009

ass flower

Someone whom as been anally penetrated so many times that their anus takes the form of a blossomed flower. A.K.A, turtle neck.

I was about to take this girl doggy-style, but her ass flower scared me away.

by Binder September 30, 2004

Flowers of Happiness

An organization built to spread happiness to warped and deprived culture. The Flowers of Happiness are here to serve YOU!

see also. F.o.H.

Thanks to F.o.H. I am now truely happy!

by Pillowtalk November 28, 2004

Flower Picker

A person, usually a guy, who likes taking other people's virginity

"Hey so did you hook up with that guy last night?"

"Nah, that flower picker bailed once he found out that I wasn't a virgin after all."

by gershwingal October 1, 2017

Flowers in the window

Pregnant. Akin to a 'bun in the oven', the expression 'flowers in the window' simply refers to a woman in the family way. As mentioned in the Travis song.

So I heard Becky's got a bun in the oven... y'know flowers in the window.

by Nilsia July 10, 2010

Flower Mound

Medium sized town of about 60,000 30 miles north-west of Dallas, Tx and just west of Lewisville. Known for high qaulity housing (most home are at least 2,500 sq ft and cost between $150,000 and up to $5,000,000) and prestigious neighborhoods, and home to two high schools, Flower Mound High School and Marcus High School. Flower Mound H.S. is attended mostly by students from upper-middle-class families as well as wealthy families. Also FMHS has high-performing atletics, scholastic, and performing arts activities. The average SAT score at FMHS is 1200. Marcus, on the other hand is mostly normal, middle class with normal performing aciivites with a few exceptions including performing arts. The average SAT score is about 1000-1200. While there is plenty of dough ($)to be found in Flower Mound, there is hardly anything to do. The slang term for Flower Mound is "Flo Mo"

Man, Flower Mound is so boring, I wish there was something to do!

by Mustang Matt December 11, 2005