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Flem

An insult, meaning the same as tight,deep,out of order. Could also be used instead of fuck.

There is no literal translation, but it basically means anything rude.
Would be mainly considered British Slang.
"Flem you Jenny"
"Don't be so Flem"
"You mother-flemmer"
"This is well flem!"
by buttfudger August 27, 2012
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Flem

The liquid some men seek from a woman's cunt. Just as a person may only eat a cream egg for the cream in the centre, some men chose to eat out a girl purely for the 'Flem'. Flem is the natural lubrication produced inside a cunt before and during sex.
Husband: "I am so fucking hungry get me something to eat".

Wife: *Opens her legs revealing some flem*
Husband: *Enjoys the Buffet*
by SamIsSoFair September 15, 2010
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Lee is Femo because he isn't a jock at his highschool.
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When you cum in your hand and throw it in a english mans tea
I came in my hand and threw it in this posh faggots tea he got so flamoyned
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We are not going to that party, the hosts are a bunch of flamos.
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Femofo

Female equivalant of Mofo.
Used for emphasis.
Also possibly a type of multivitamin
God*damn*... some red haired, pony tailed white boy just ran the fuck over my shoes more than a femofo
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