Kimchi Farts

The noxious gasses that originate from someones posterior when they consume Korean spicy pickled cabbage. Also known as Kimchi.

A recipe for disaster. Cabbage, spiciness and a wide range of bacteria that have been fermenting for months.

Sakiko's been on the Kimchi again. Just make sure you don't go in the toilet right after her, those kimchi farts will kill you.

by Kimchimakesmybutthurt May 5, 2018

apple juice farts

Incredibly rank and surprisingly un-applelike farts that occur with a vengeance soon after drinking apple juice.

"Holy crap! Are you trying to kill me?" "I can't help it, they're apple juice farts."
"Well, no more fricken apple juice for you then."

by That_one_girl__ March 11, 2009

fertspit

The act of spitting in a cup and testing the saliva with Litmus paper to determine one's prime time to get knocked up.

also see fertspitter

My old lady fertspit purple so I'm going to hit it in the rear tonight, perhaps even hockey style.

by michaelchaskey October 16, 2008

fertspitter

A woman who spits in a cup in the morning to determine her level of fertility.

also see fertspit

That megabeast up front is the only fertspitter I've ever known.

by michaelchaskey October 16, 2008

fartsmoke

A heinous fart

Catch a whiff of my fartsmoke

by Ron Paul Rules Your face June 3, 2009

fartspeak

A voluble, involuntary speech impairment that the political animal inflicts upon his hearing audience. When asked for the truth, he invariably responds with bullshit -- i.e., "fartspeak," which is usually not so elevated a form of discourse as to qualify either as "bullshit artistry" or as "spin doctoring."

EXAMPLE:

"This is a guy who does congressional hearings, said Cessy. "I'm surprised he's letting it get under his skin."

"It's because he's lying," said Reuben.

"Oh, come on. Like they { the military brass } don't lie to Congress."

"They { these military asshats } spin to Congress."

"Well, he's spinning this, too, isn't he? 'I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.' That's FARTSPEAK for 'I said it, you jerk, but you weren't supposed to tell.'"

"'Fartspeak'?"

"That's what we called it on the hill { Capitol Hill }, said Cessy.

-- Orson Scott Card, in "Empire", Chapter 10 -- "Fair and Balanced", on page 140.

by Dinkum September 4, 2013

fartstagram

The act of recording your own flatulence and instant messaging it to others.

Did you get that fartstagram Bridgett sent?

OMG! Yes, I think she shit herself!

by Redbarn Guy October 14, 2015