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fast and the furious

A completely pointless modification done to a car not worth modifying.
1. Look at that fast and the furious spoiler on that Cavalier.

2. Hey, do you hear that fast and the furious exhaust on that Civic?
by bill April 24, 2004
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fast jerk

the act of masterbating at a very high or rapid speed without stopping until ejaculation, most used while masterbating for the second time in a row
Dude, i was fast jerking so much last night! The first time went by to fast.
by david s. perez October 12, 2008
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fast and furious 6

Best movie you will ever see. Has 5 other movies behind it and more to come in front
Tony: hey did you go see fast and furious 6 yesterday?
Devin: yeah! Explains the fast 5 ending, can't wait for the 7th.
by Tony Alfaro December 2, 2013
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Fast and the Furious

An undeservedly popular film that, considering it is set in a real world where the laws of physics and science apply, is bereft of even the slightest shred of credibility. So much so that even a scene of someone taking a piss on a pavement would have been executed in the most unrealistic manner possible. In fact, piss could no doubt be converted into emergency fuel in this films universe. But taking the piss is all this film will do to anyone with a 3 digit IQ.

It, along with it's many sequels and clones, is widely responsible for motivating the chav populace of Britain to mod their 2nd hand/ stolen / scrapyard Vauxhall Nova's by adding spoilers, neon lights and great big exhausts that virtually any person could fit up.

To put the twattyness of this film into perspective, the opening racing scene strongly alludes that the main characters car is going so fast that he is just one inch away from time travel. Anyone who watches on beyond this scene, on basis of enjoyment and not criticism, is a fucking cunt of the highest order. For bonus twattage, Vin Diesel is seen wearing a Christian necklace throughout, despite his spare time hobbies of illegal street racing, highway thieving and gang related drive-by shootings.

Rated "R" for Retards.
by deeaitch October 2, 2009
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fast food

food that races to your asshole as soon as its consumed. bean burritos, whoppers, monte carlos, buffalo wings. usually has so much horse power it transforms from solid to liquid state before the finish line.
i need a toilet i just had some fast food.
by slanski March 19, 2008
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Fast Food

Eating out a girl while she is driving.
I gave my girlfriend some fast food on the way back from our trip.
by IamKalm March 13, 2010
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Fast Ashley

When a man ejaculates into his condom and then takes it off by the tip of the condom and then slaps his partner in the face with the open end. After the slap he then proceeds to run away.
I fast ashleyed that ho!
by Jones Jeffey February 23, 2008
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