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Definition 1: Yo at the party I'm gonna fap so no cockblocking
Definition 2: Freddy was bored one day so he decided to watch a few pornos and fap
by Cromdome April 25, 2009
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fap

v. a male sexual act; to slap one's penis across a woman's cheek or forehead in a repetitive motion, causing a faint "fap" sound
My girlfriend wouldn't listen to me, so I had to kneel her down and fap her across the face to show I mean business!
by C-Bags28 March 26, 2009
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fap

by cldawg June 10, 2007
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fap

Group of freelance IT profressionals idling on IRC.
We got a good fap going on in here.
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FAP

FAP: Fair Access Policy (FAP) when you exceed the, facebook, WildBlue, HughesNet, quota for the amount of data that may be downloaded during a typical day. On the facebook site they give you a limited number of people that you may add in one day. You will receive a penalty for add more, " Invitations " than they allow. facebook limit is about 30, and it doesn't matter if these invitations are your Family members ! However the games facebook offers allows you to,
" SPAM " as many as your friends as possible. The question is does facebook really want people to connect,and if they do why the Limits ?
Hey, Man I've been FAP again by the Freaking FaceBook Commies !

Their not letting me get any more Face, cause I've been FAPed for adding to many invites !

I'm sitting in FAP limbo, they sent me a message to Chill out, cauz I'm adding to many friends !?!
by MagicLanternProductions March 21, 2010
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fap

by iycepuff January 7, 2009
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No Fap 2021

During No Fap 2021, all male and female shall not masturbate, or "fap".
"Did thou fail No Fap 2021?"
"Those who fail No Fap 2021 shall fail in life."
by ThouShallContinue^ December 2, 2020
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