Piss Face

a rude, annoying asshole who thinks he's a hardass, bitches, moans and lies about everything in order to make friends. Pissfaces traditionally will lie about getting out in dodgeball, beat up children younger than them, cry often, lie about how much they party, say weird things to women, and wear clothing from wal mart with holes in them. They're often dirty and do dumbass things like play bloody knuckles or armwrestle women.They commonly are covered in muffling. Their natural habitat includes anywhere there are cigarettes or four wheelers. When a pissface is spotted it is encouraged to yell "sit down piss face!" and throw something at them. You can pissface-proof your home by keeping ample amount of literature in the home, having a male weighing at least 110 pounds around the house at all times, possessing plenty of soap, having a brick mail box, and digging holes in your yard and covering them with a blanket with leaves on top.

Piss Face! Everyone hates you!

by Kyle Hamlett May 16, 2008

Catfish Face

When a girl or guy has a slim face and an overweight body and only takes pictures from certain angles giving the false impression of being in shape.

Calvin: Yo how did the date with that online girl do.

Craig: Damn as soon as I saw her I gtfo. Her face said Beyoncé but her body said KFC.

Calvin: Couldn't you tell from her pics?
Craig: Nah she had that Catfish face!

by finntheawesomehuman May 29, 2015

Board Face

When someone looks like they have been beaten in the face with a 2x4 over and over untill near death.

Wow look at that ugly bitch, she is a total board face.

My buddy was making out with this girl last night and when I saw her I puked in my mouth cause she was a for sure board face.

She had a nice ass and above average nockers but she was a board face so I could not date her.

by Average Crank Team November 21, 2016

Big Meany Face

People who are really really mean and they have faces that are big and full of meany bigness faces.

Ivy and Kiersten are really big meany faces for being mean to Joey!

by IncendiaBurn December 12, 2009

To the face

To attack with enthusiasm and ferocity, most often used when speaking of alcoholic beverages "SHOTS TO THE FACE!" but can be applied to other circumstances, see below:

Jagerbombs to the face!  Funnel to the face!  Late night pizza to the face!  Motorboat to the face!   Newport to the face! (vacation)  Fenway to the face! (sporting event)
This can also be communicated as the acronym "TTF" or "2TF"

by Darb2TF August 31, 2012

Jenna Marbles Face

The Jenna Marbles face is the face you make when you just don't want to talk to somebody. It freaks them out until they walk away. The key is not to laugh or smile, JUST STAND THERE until they leave. it's kind of a cross between a frown and really shocked.

Eg.1

Girl: That guy was super annoying so I Jenna Marbles faced him.
Eg.2
That stranger was dancing on me and he wouldn't go away so i Jenna Marbles faced him.

by Virmadd February 23, 2012

face collector

A person that adds people on Facebook, or other social websites, in order to seem popular. They might not necessarily be good friends with them, or even know them that well, but they add them anyway to give others the impression that they're popular.

Bob: Did you see how many friends Dave has on Facebook? He must be a pretty cool guy.

Billy: No, he's just a face collector. He just adds a lot of friends to make himself look popular.

by kawar January 5, 2009