Fecess

This word is the act of using diarrhea as an excuse to get out of an unpleasant task. Kind of like a recess.

Jerome did not want to go to jail for a third consecutive arrest for the possesion of crack cocaine during a routine traffic stop, he told the police officer that he was driving 83 mph in a school zone because he had explosive diarrhea. Nice fecess Jerome, I'm very proud of ya.

by Dr J G July 17, 2009

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Feckwanker

A term typically used in Ireland denotes an idiot of sorts, a term for someone who you could not care less for

Jim: "hey paul why werent you at my birthday party last week??"

Paul: "oh it was your birthday..i didnt even care because you are such a Feckwanker"

by kingolo August 22, 2009

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Feckanin

A word defining a male eating some otrher males penis and eating his own chode. Also a word defining fag and douche bag who is constantly annoying and will not shut his mouth.

you are a feckanin!

by ilovefags<3 June 3, 2010

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FECES ULCER

Ulcers that occur on your feces and can cause large amounts of blood to come out of the rectum.

Last night after eating large amounts of mexican food I FECED and I looked down at my feces and noticed a feces ulcer. Then I noticed that large amounts of blood started to come out of my rectum (comparable to Niagra Falls).

by thrustin and bustin November 7, 2010

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Fecal Fandango

The act of parking ones beef bus in anothers chocolate town. Sort of like anal salsa dancing. It can get a little messy when done right, but it's well worth it.

Kevin: Ew man, I smell like duck butter and ankle skin.
Ken: Why dude?
Kevin: I did the FECAL FANDANGO with Mike last night and forgot to take a shower.

by Jexxi November 21, 2010

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