Euronomics

In North America, Euronomics is the acquistion of various Japanese or Korean entry-model cars. Once obtained, the owner, usually of Italian or other sub-ethnic decent, will proceed to spend 90% of their wealth on maximizing the white trash appeal of the vehicle. Grossly over priced rims, often shiny with spinning emblems, exhaust tips, and other local big box items are highly sought. Once deemed road worthy by the individual, they then proceed to search for a suitable mate, often of the same socioeconomic class.

Mario, a strict believer in Euronomics and also a 10th generation Italian immigrant, spent his life savings on a 1991 Honda Civic, only to find implanting $20,000 North American dollars had increased the car's value by $400.00 dollars, or a large rock of crack cocaine.

by gumpx April 3, 2008

euro hopping

Slang of backpacking through Europe, often in reference to jumping from country to country in search of alcohol and intercourse.

Because the countries of Europe are essentially 2 hours apart from each other. Many young (or old) non-Europeans seek to travel or backpack through Europe in search of adventure, getting wasted on euro booze and having one night sexual relations with european persons.

Person A: Bro, remmember when we were talkin about euro hopping?
Person B: Dude! Fuck yeah, let's go, bro!
Person A: iiight, we'll hit up Germany first, drink their kick ass booze, then we'll hit up Belgium and bang some ridiculously hot chicks.
Person B: awesome, then we'll go to France and make fun of French people

by doss_bruan January 13, 2006

AP Euro

Abbreviation for AP European History. Often accompanied by a ginormous textbook written by a guy named Palmer. Very interesting, albeit packed with information.

We take lots of Palmer quizzes in AP Euro.
Mr. Mann, our AP Euro teacher, loves Palmer.

by Mom of Troocher March 23, 2008

enronning

(v) Cooking the accountancy books

''anything less than two annual reports is as likely
to be enronning as real fortunemaking'' - Cory Doctorow, Makers

by Morthandeus March 3, 2010

Euro Pass

A wimpy european backhand pass (hockey), used mainly by European players (eg. Andrei Kostitsyn, Montreal Canadians).

"Kostitsyn's euro pass was stolen at the blue line and converted for a goal by the opposition.

by Matt Vita, Lorne Clements January 14, 2008

Euro cheese dog

A yellowish ring-like residue around the lips resultant from performing fellatio on an unclean, uncircumcised penis. The penis in this state often resembles a turtle neck smothered in ricotta cheese and the detritus commonly smells of fetid milk and the stale sweat of an old gym sock used as a receptacle for masturbation.

"Hey Steve - why are you wearing so much Blistex?"

"Oh dude, I just blew the foreign exchange student for bus fare and he gave me a euro cheese dog."

by jeffc1911 September 23, 2009

euronigger

Slang term used to describe dark or semi-dark complexioned peoples of Italian heritage, who are a direct result of the subsequent moor invasion and occupation of Italy. Usually seen in trashy dance clubs, wearing tacky large gold chains with crosses on them while dancing to terrible house music. One can usally smell this particular specimen wreaking of an Italian shower (also known in Italy as "Un bagno del di gio del aqua"). The euronigger traditionally lives with its parents until it is about 35 or married. Employment habits of the euronigger generally amount to either construction, criminal activities or car mechanic. Euroniggers often combine these occupations. At first glance, the euronigger may appear to be wealthy, but 90% of the time it is probably about 500,000 in debt. Like its american-negro relative,A euronigger will do anything to make itself appear to be wealthy. Euroniggers hang out in gangs and like to fight people when the odds are on their side. When alone, euroniggers are generally docile and non-confrontational.

random guy: "Hey.. did you see that greasy loser driving the rusty honda civic with the 20 inch rims listening to n-sync?"

secondary random guy: "Yeah man.. what a euronigger."

by nischt January 8, 2006