euroneian 

(you-or-e-in)

1. This individual is always utilizing euros for their transactions.

2. This individual relies heavily on euros for all their financial needs.

Dude! You are such an euroneian!

euroneian by i4ba6g4rigt February 24, 2024

European Overhand

A tricky technique of male masturbation, performed when the flogger uses a palm-down hand position whereby the index finger is closest to the shaft base, as opposed to the classic underhand where the pinky is closest.

I had the house to myself last night, so I took my time on the internet: right hand, left hand, then finished off with a torrid spree of European Overhand.

European Overhand by EloyWayne February 19, 2012

european surprise 

During a threesome with two males and one female, when one male is about to finish they do so in the mouth of the other male.

"I had a threesome with John and Sarah yesterday"
"Nice, did you nut in her?"
"Nah, I gave John a European Surprise"

european surprise by divinemuffin February 8, 2019

European Tire Change 

An European Tire Change is when you are fisting a partner (anal or vaginal) and have to swap hands due to fatigue. The key is not to ruin the flow by abruptly removing a hand, instead you insert the second hand while the first hand is still engaged, removing the initial hand ONLY after the second is in position (making it a perfect pit stop).

My partner performed a flawless European Tire Change last night, if it weren't for the wedding ring I wouldn't have even known he switched hands!

European Tire Change by Racer XXX October 12, 2018

European Trailer Hitch

When you dock your lady on the womb snake and run around backwards until you run out of gas.

Or, getting fucked over by someone or something or both throughout your day.

Oh man somebody stole your car, you just got the European Trailer hitch!

When I get home I'm gonna give my wife the European Trailer Hitch

European Trailer Hitch by Raunchy Lou June 29, 2019

Anglo european 

A school in ingastone. You will find lots of strange things walking around. A mr Seager who walks round looking like he has a stick up his ass. Sometimes if your lucky you may spot him looking at you with his slight smirk and detentions list in his hand. Occasionally you will see them rocking cleaners on there motor bikes in the morning. When you exit the school the only people you will see is old men and women as there are no youths living in the village. I do wonder why there is a school in such a small innocent area.

There are some nerds, they must be from Anglo European

Anglo european by Jgghtdgfkv fashion January 24, 2019

AP European History

A class that can be extremely difficult or extremely easy depending on the type of teacher you have. I recommend asking older students what the teacher(s) at your school are like before taking this class.

Type A AP Euro Teacher
The teacher that makes it easy is a teacher that gives little to know busy work, actually talks about questions that will be on the exams, and gives curves. Some kids who are retards or are extremely lazy will still find a way to fail, but majority of kids will pass, and about half will pass the AP Exam. They will even let you share the work with other students at times. This is the type of teacher you want, if you get this kind of teacher, it is a great way to boost your GPA.

Type B AP Euro Teacher
This teacher likes to give 2-3 hours of homework every night, mostly considered busywork every night. Tests will be on the 8 chapters assigned the night before the test, and almost everybody will fail and there will be no curves. They will also create retarded projects, useless essays and make you memorize vocab words which wont be on the AP Test. This teacher will likely give you 5 different textbooks, and expect you to read every page of every textbook by the time the year is over. When the AP Test comes around, the 7 people who haven't dropped the class usually end up doing ok, but at the cost of drastically lowering their GPA. These teachers are responsible for roughly 8.2% of teenage suicide.

Student A:I love my AP European History teacher, I have a 95% and I barely study, he goes over all the test questions in class, and I only read chapter outlines on his website! My History teacher Rocks!

Student B:Screw you, There are no A's, 1 B, 3 C's, 40 D's and 80 F's in all of my AP European History teacher's classes, I spend 3 hours a night on homework and have to study 4 hours to get a D on a test, 5 students have killed themselves this year, 7 are in mental hospitals, 6 have eating disorders, 3 are in jail for trying to kill the teacher. AP European History sucks.

AP European History by Junker939393 December 3, 2013