Erectionometry

The measuring of one's dick with a boner

Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got

by D Flawless August 16, 2020

Erection Denier

When your Female partner acknowledges that you get it up but won’t do anything about it

Me: “You aight man? You seem disappointed. Married friend: man it’s been rough, haven’t hit it in 2 weeks. Me: Damn man ur old lady is such an Erection Denier!!

by Yell-A-wolF November 11, 2022

mental erection

1.n.a feeling of bliss in your head when you connect with somebody in a way you never connected before 2.n. feeling of an erection except for mentally not physically

man when i was talking to that girl a couple nights ago we just connected i got a mental erection.

by godking superdum November 9, 2009

Spontaneous Erection Disorder

a problem usually found in young, male(obviously) teenagers when even though they may not be aroused, they may obtain an erection.

A: dude Steve had a boner in english today. it was nasty

B: dude thats not funny, Steve has Spontaneous Erection Disorder

A: don't wel all?

by kl2895 January 10, 2011

Cat erection

When you take a shitty hot pocket and put it in the litter box for the cats to use.

"Did you pick up all those cat erections?"

"Did you put the cat erection in the litter box?"

by Jeremy Asia man November 15, 2017

the tallahassee erection

what you see while heading towards downtown tallahassee, florida from the governor's square mall. the new capital building, then the 2 small round buildings on both sides. therefore, looking similar to an erect penis.

coming up the road, the tallahassee erection is in sight..

by QUACKKKaNole March 9, 2011

Errorection

When you get a boner from something that shouldn't give you an erection

"Dude, That break dancing just gave me an errorection"

by EnnBee August 30, 2017