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empty as your grandma's panties

To be out of money; when one's wallet is void of currency.
Aaron: Hey Brian, you want me to get you a Cherry-Pepsi?
Brian: Sorry bud, check out my wallet...it's as empty as your Grandma's panties.
by Hoon35 May 24, 2006
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I shit myself empty

A phrase used after enduring chronic diarrhea
Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"

Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"
by basilbrush October 19, 2008
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eppy

To get very upset indeed and usually freak out at someone. A violent outburst.

Derogative term derived from "epileptic fit".
"When he saw them together he had a fuckin eppy"
by Twizla February 3, 2005
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Empty Brain Syndrome

- the short-term disease that occurs when one is asked to recall something or give an example to prove their point, but cannot remember anything to do so

-otherwise known as EBS.
Edna: Something weird always seems to happen to me on the 18th of every month at precisely 6.09 at night
Larry: Such as.. ?
Edna: Umm.. I cant remember anything right now
Larry: Ah, empty brain syndrome.
by katykinz. December 17, 2008
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emeppy

the emo style and the preppy style combined for a style that only some teen girls can sport without looking like a fucked up emeppy poser.
Timmy - that usual emo girl is wearing her hair up, and isnt wearing her daily studded belt...... dude i think shes having a emeppy day!

Bitch - thats fucking cool! I wanna be emeppy too!

Timmy - YOU ARE A FUCKING EMEPPY POSER....you have to have the emo style first then prep it out abit.

Bitch - umm uh but i liked ummm Hawthorne Heights and uh My Chemical Romance forever tho!

Timmy - I HATE YOU, YOU DAMN PREPPY BITCH...STOP TRYING TO BE EMEPPY.....god
by jecemini August 17, 2007
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Empty Hand Syndrome

(commonly referred to as E.H.S.) a serious condition where a person, 21 or over, is at a party and does not have an alcoholic beverage in their hand. The longer this person is left without a drink the more severe the syndrome becomes.
(Two people talking at a house party)
Steve: This party is so fun!
Jen: It sure is! Hey is that Michael over there on the couch?
Steve: Yeah it is! Oh no....it looks like he has a bad case of Empty Hand Syndrome.
Jen: You're right he does. We need to make sure he gets a drink quick!
by Clonnie Klookens September 19, 2013
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Empty your pocket!

A sentence used by a robber (armed or not armed) to intimidate a victim/person to give all of their belongongs inside their pockets, such as a wallet, phone, and other valuable things.
Robber: Empty your pocket!
Victim: Man, what the f*ck is this?!
Robber: I said, empty your pocket!!!
Victim: Okay, okay! Please don't hurt me!!!
Robber: *Bashes the victim's head with an Israeli Uzi*
Robber: $500

+RESPECT

Hail CJ
by JollyMac May 30, 2018
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