Definitions by Hoon35

Squirrel in heat 

This is when the subordinant husband gets a little feisty or "hot under the collar." Occurs in a relationship where the wife determines when playful activity is engaged.

Heather: Oh Aaron, you are like a squirrel in heat!

Squirrel in heat by Hoon35 July 30, 2008

empty as your grandma's panties 

To be out of money; when one's wallet is void of currency.

Aaron: Hey Brian, you want me to get you a Cherry-Pepsi?
Brian: Sorry bud, check out my wallet...it's as empty as your Grandma's panties.

empty as your grandma's panties by Hoon35 May 24, 2006

skids 

When yourself and an individual with whom you are usually friends are in the middle of an argument, or are not speaking to each other.

Lori: Hey, why aren't you talking to Tyler?
Brian: Oh, we are on the skids.

skids by Hoon35 May 1, 2006