empty as your grandma's panties

To be out of money; when one's wallet is void of currency.

Aaron: Hey Brian, you want me to get you a Cherry-Pepsi?
Brian: Sorry bud, check out my wallet...it's as empty as your Grandma's panties.

by Hoon35 May 18, 2006

Squirrel in heat

This is when the subordinant husband gets a little feisty or "hot under the collar." Occurs in a relationship where the wife determines when playful activity is engaged.

Heather: Oh Aaron, you are like a squirrel in heat!

by Hoon35 June 02, 2006

skids

When yourself and an individual with whom you are usually friends are in the middle of an argument, or are not speaking to each other.

Lori: Hey, why aren't you talking to Tyler?
Brian: Oh, we are on the skids.

by Hoon35 April 19, 2006