One who is duped into the teachings of abstinence-based sex ed. Some beliefs include the notion that oral/anal sex isn't really sex, that the human body is something to be ashamed of, that condoms cause cancer, that you can get pregnant by petting, that half of all gay teens have AIDS, that AIDS can be spread through tears, and the studies that show how ab-ed fails to curb teen pregnancy rates either don't exist, or are part of the evil liberal media conspiracy. Often self-righteous, holier-than-thou.
My friend told me that when she got married, her ab-edder friends wouldn't let her wear a white dress because it "symbolized purity" and she wasn't a virgin. I said she should've slapped their arrogant bitch asses.
by Genetic_Mishap April 22, 2006
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Edery and J are so cute:)
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“Ederic”, a girl who cries for anything, eats and cries, laughs and cries, speaks and cries, lives and cries. shit, stop crying.
by Biiiiiitttttchhhhhhhh May 31, 2020
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Cannot type for shit and thinks he is god, when infact he's only a condescending, big headed prick, who posts nothing but crap.
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Cannot type for shit and thinks he is god, when infact he's only a condescending, big headed prick, who posts nothing but crap.
Also: Redefines jobber.
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EdgeRulez:
"They focused on the X-Division and that brought in vrap ratings. They recently have brought in big men and the ratings are up slightly."
Banzai:
"If rating were so crap, then why on earth would they continue to push the X-division over the heavyweight division for 2 more years? They haven't brought in big men, they've brought in established stars in the industry, and in some cases such as Piper and Savage, they brought in legends."
EdgeRulez:
"Banzai your clearly one of the stupidest humans I have ever met."
EdgeRulez:
"They focused on the X-Division and that brought in vrap ratings. They recently have brought in big men and the ratings are up slightly."
Banzai:
"If rating were so crap, then why on earth would they continue to push the X-division over the heavyweight division for 2 more years? They haven't brought in big men, they've brought in established stars in the industry, and in some cases such as Piper and Savage, they brought in legends."
EdgeRulez:
"Banzai your clearly one of the stupidest humans I have ever met."
by Banzai November 21, 2004
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Client: whats wrong with me?
Doctor: Well what are your symptoms?
Client: My teeth have gone crooked, my face is all jacked up, I'm growing a uni-boob, and my penis has decreased in mass and girth.
Doctor: Well I'm sorry but it sounds to me like you have a case of stage 2 Edleritis.
Doctor: Well what are your symptoms?
Client: My teeth have gone crooked, my face is all jacked up, I'm growing a uni-boob, and my penis has decreased in mass and girth.
Doctor: Well I'm sorry but it sounds to me like you have a case of stage 2 Edleritis.
by Blake Denver January 5, 2009
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by Endergirl226 May 13, 2016
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