edmonton oilers

The best hockey team EVER. They kicked ass in the 2006 playoffs, and would have won the cup if the jackass on carolina didn't hurt rolli the goalie.

The edmonton oilers are loved by alllll!

by Miss.Sexxi. July 4, 2006

Edmonton

Trust me, this is THE WORST city in North America. The people really think it's good, but 99% of them haven't gone further than Red Deer. Sweat Pants and a jean jacket pass as fashion here. Everyone drives like a shithead, and if you change lanes without signalling, they literally will come to your window to tell you off at the next light. I'm serious! If this was any other city, there'd be gun clapping to keep things in line. And what's with all the moustaches and mullets? OMG it's terrible. This city is the worst. There are no good places to go. It's so depressing. All it has is a freaking brown river and a shitty ass mall. The mall has a zellers...how good could it be??? I can't say anything good. The boom has made people lazy. I picked the wrong city to move to in Alberta. Calgary is way better. At least you can go for a nice dinner. I'm going back east as soon as I can. It sucks here.

I think I said enough, but I'll say it again. Edmonton is as bad a city as it gets. The residents need to learn that mullets suck, moustaches from 1984 are shit, and jean jackets from 1987 are terrible

by smoothc March 7, 2009

Emani

Athletic, loyal to women,respectful, Sexy, good at basketball, great video game player

"Emani hecka cute"

by Jasavage July 16, 2017

Edmund

normally a fitness freak, worries a lot and has main interests in chirpsing gash. found in St Albans liking girls begining with L, T, C and G. Edmunds also like to fight and banter with others.

Edmund - "Im going to Chirpe some gash tonight"
Edmund - "Should i do weights and a run?"
Edmund - "I left them speachless"
Edmund - "Im going to beat this kid"

by hahah 1 August 24, 2009

Edmonton

Edmonton is the capital of Alberta in Canada. It is now the murder capital of Canada, and also has the highest crime rate in Canada. And i live here, what a fuckin waste of land it is! About a million people, more with all of its boroughs like St. Albert and Sherwood Park. Nice skyline. The nice areas are few, but they are mostly around the Riverbend district in the now joined former city of Strathcona and on the far western edge the now joined former city of Jasper Place... But there's too much bad shit... in other places... the ghetto is the entire lower northeast, stretching across the subway / above ground train line to areas like Belvedere and Highlands and Abbotsfield and Boyle/McCauley. Theres so much fucking gangs its crazy, the main ones that are bad and fighting each other right now are the mostly black Bloods and the mostly native Alberta Warriors. Theres like a fucking shooting a day here. it sux, yes it does... do something about it...

"Edmonton" should be better known as "the wasteland of Canada"

by rainzfyah August 24, 2005

Edmontonian

A citizen of Edmonton. Not very intelligent or attractive. They're not liked too much.

"Yeah, I heard that girl wouldn't go out with him."
"He's an Edmontonian, no one would go out with him"

by TheAbdBoy December 9, 2008

Edmonton

A shit-poor excuse for a city. I visited to see the world's biggest mall only to find out its the world's sixth biggest mall... and it is a bloated and dated piss-poor excuse of a shopping center. I'd rather visit three malls in Calgary than waste half a fucking day to drive to Edmonton and get in a car wreck with some immigrant who can't drive.

Why can't you imbred Edmontonians learn how to drive?

Edmonton is known for being a shitty, dusty, cold piece of shit town in the middle of nowhere. People visit expecting a great mall and find a smelly dated piece of shit with a dirty waterpark.

by spokaneskibum October 20, 2008