The act of fingering your ear in such a fast manner that it will produce an eargasm so intense, your eardrum will explode. Side effects include a white noise type of porno sound in the fappear's head, but only for a limited amount of time.
I caught my son fingering his ear last night.. I didn't know earsturbation was even possible at his age.
by dirtysquirtle September 29, 2014
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by meganelizabeth July 14, 2005
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Get the Koala Ears mug.the sharp aural pain one gets when speaking on the phone to a loud talker, necessitating volume adjustment
"Myrtle! How ya doin?!!!"
"Jesus, Harry, do ya always have to tawk so loud on the phone? Ya givin me an earspasm."
"Jesus, Harry, do ya always have to tawk so loud on the phone? Ya givin me an earspasm."
by auralist March 15, 2005
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by Mr. Jameson September 15, 2010
Get the Talk the ears off a wooden Indian mug.To strike someone on one or both thier ears with the flat of your palm,this totally destroys thier balance and usually destroys their eardrums if done right.
by DR March 13, 2005
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