douchebaggitude

Unsubstatiated self-importance, the mind-boggling opinion that some individuals of sub par appearance, or social skills entertain that are more attractive than they actually are.

The deluded belief of some individuals (usually male) that they actually have mojo

"Why is Fugly acting like God's gift?"

"That's because he does."

"Wow, that's some serious douchebaggitude."

by Lobo DeLuxe May 25, 2009

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douchebaggage

A level of considerable attitude and/or cockiness brought into a situation by a douchebag.

Steve, the new marketing intern who is clearly a douchebag, has brought unpacked his douchebaggage all over the office.

by JerseyGirl71 January 6, 2011

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douchbaggery

The act of commiting douche bag stunts when there is no cause nor reason except that the person commiting the act wants to be a epic douchebag.

i.e. skullfucking, multiple counts of fail, strawberry shortcake(look it up), cock slap

Man 1-"dude i just threw your xbox 360 off the balcony"

Man 2-"WTF why the hell did you do that?"

Man 1-"just for the hell of it"

Man 2-"I proclaim Douchbaggery on you faggot-cock!!!"

by kitkatover9000 August 20, 2010

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duchebaggeries

things that people commit when they are being a duche bag.

'this duchebaggeries are getting out of hand.'
-quoted from the drummer of I Will Kill You Fucker.

by hacesucio May 1, 2006

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douchebaggery

1)The philosophy held by douchebags, holding that no one other than themselves (or perhaps their close associates) matters in the least bit, and thus that other human beings can and should be treated like complete excrement for little or no reason (and often for selfish reasons). Closely related to fascism, which has been practiced by control freaks such as Adolf Hitler.
2)The act of putting this philosophy into practice.

I dont get paid enough to put up with Kevin's douchebaggery at work....

by brettmacgyver March 24, 2009

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