dipster

A connoisseur of the hottest new dips.

Used ironically when hipsters are mentioned (typically on Facebook or Something Awful).

a: Fuck you, hipster.
b: I'm not a hipster; I'm a dipster.
a: I love dip!
b: Have you tried the new Jamaican neo-ranch, the biggest new dipster garabe in fodue fork magazine?

by Disappointed Urban Dict User February 16, 2010

mattural disaster

A man made disaster as opposed to a natural disaster.

Did you see that Dodge truck cause a ten car pile up? What a mattural disaster!

by Ministry of Mattural Resources April 27, 2010

Dixie Disaster

Modern Day Hoee!!!!

Omg that Dixie Disaster is flirting with my boyfriend!
:O

by My stuff. June 12, 2008

disasterbate

To direct more coverage at a disaster than is appropriate or necessary, in an attempt to gain viewers.

Man, FOX News sure disasterbated 9/11 for all it was worth.

by eric January 4, 2005

dipster

someone who tries to act cool but is actually a complete idiot.(aka-a nerd)

Our teacher is such a dipster when it comes to talking to us.

by Becky March 1, 2004

disasterfuck

to defeat something/someone very badly.

Did you see De La Hoya last night? He disasterfucked Mayweather!

by anonymousb April 10, 2008

disasterbation

In an attempt to pleasure yourself, you end up hurting yourself. Not necessarily sexual.

After losing $80 in an all-night marathon of playing super poker for quarters instead of studying for the next day's test, you remark "I should really get to bed and stop this disasterbation."

by Tom V February 6, 2007