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the dimming

Multidimensional entities that elute a neurotoxin popular among semi-intelligent single dimensional mammals (‘cookies’ in the vernacular). Dimming are temporarily captured by ignited percussives and cookies are collected via nets (dream catchers) positioned at portals to/from various dimensional channels that the dimming originated from (‘io holes’). It’s not known if the dimming have a 3 dimensional form, but hunters generally develop ‘the ear’ which allows them to hear the voices of the dimming that make it possible to locate and trap them, aside from these generally inaudible vibrations and the cookies they elute, no trace of the dimming exists in any of the 3 dimensional dimensions. It’s been theorized that the dimming are infinitely dimensional.

No one knows who the first hunters were, it’s prophesied that the last hunter will fail to pass the art of skfth hunting onto his neighbors child and that will be the end of cookies on Earth 9. Because of this, a great race to capture the dimming was started in 5069 during the 75th annual cultural revolution of the Global National Technocrats. as of 6069, no one has successfully captured the dimming and it’s generally accepted that they cannot be captured.
We have to get to the oyster dome before midnight or forget about the dimming.

“is it true that you can hear the Dimming?” She asked “No” I said. “Not yet. My neighbor’s only taken me on two hunts.”

“I need dream catchers starting right here at my gps and spiraling upwards at r = .2 m and standard alpha theta beta terms. If we got dimming those cookies will rain in right here. copy?”
by drfrootloopz October 19, 2021
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Dim Schlong Sum

1: Another name for the crazy ass preso of Northey Kooreea

2: Any random asian dictator
That fucking chinese guy is such a Dim Schlong Sum
by younggong May 16, 2025
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dim low

empty vessel, oxgyen theif, throw away. cosmic dipshit
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Dim nugget

When someone is obviously dumb, and lacks key mental structuring.
Oh my goodness, he's such a goddamned ddim nugget.
by Solidair123 June 8, 2023
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Dimful

when your life is a lot more quiet without something or someone around
My life was very dimful without you
by isabella hofmann September 18, 2012
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dim twat

When you call someone a dim twat you are saying they are very dumb.
Luca said, "Wow. She is such a dim twat." "I know right she is so dumb," said Lola.
by Uuuuuuggggghhhhhhh August 23, 2017
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Lazer Dim 700

A fye rapper from atl who can freestyle off the top. Known for treacherous and Asian rock
Bro dis lazer dim 700 song is fire
by yrnx3xrs366 May 15, 2024
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