diet punk

A wannabe punk ass who isn't bad enough to be punk, or a fake punk who is just trying to get ass from a real punk, or just someone who likes the clothes but doesn't have the attitude.

Kelly is so diet punk, she told me today that she likes tan, blonde boys who play football.

by Shauna.o August 16, 2007

Diet Pepsi

A smoothe cola which tastes much better than coke. It comes in many flavors such as regualr, diet, and vanilla

Can you pass the Diet Pepsi?

by fatty490 March 8, 2005

Diet Pepsi

Light, crisp, and refreshing soft drink.

"Diet Pepsi is God."

by Jessica August 7, 2004

diet whoopass

a can of whoopass requiring less energy and only 3 calories per serving!

"hell, im tired, i only got DIET whoopass left"

by hex_ten November 29, 2003

Diet Coke

A drink that turns you gay.

Penises and Diet Coke, same thing.

by drzimo December 14, 2009

Diet Dating

To date without the calories. To date without strong commitment or significant amounts of drama. Usually in response to a significant other wanting to define the relationship.

"Emery, I love you, I really do! But I don't know if I am ready for a girlfriend. Besides, dating sounds so serious, why don't we just start diet dating?"

by Czsar May 20, 2008

Diet Pepsi

What parents give to their kids because they think it's better. Diet sodas actually have a sugar that's technically embalming fluid, so think about that before you buy another diet cola. Also experts say if you must drink a pop, drink regular since diet is actually detrimental to your health.
Also Diet Pepsi is an abomination of the name pepsi considering it tastes so bad it mutilates taste buds.

"Hey Jim, did you grab some Diet Pepsi?"
"..."
"Jim?"
"My hands..."

"What happened?"
"The Sun caused the can to explode and the diet pepsi eroded my hands before I jumped in a lake, causing all the fish to die."
"So I take that as a no?"
"Actually I have a can but this stuff makes my mouth bleed
"It's because you still have taste buds."

by OneWhoHatesBloodinHisMouth November 11, 2009