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not playing with a full deck

an expression used to indicate that a person isn't very smart

see also - not the brightest bulb on the porch, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, a few bricks shy of a load,
Little Davey tried to iron his short & curlies (he's not playing with a full deck).
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
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Upper Decker

The act of shitting into the tank (or upper portion) of a toilet. Done as a prank, it results in at least four foul flushes (also known as a "3-F qualifier") afterwards.
"Man, I'm gonna fucking puke."

"Dude, how come?"

"Man, someone dropped an upper decker in the toilet, and the water splashed my ass and sack."

"Dude, that sucks."

"Man, I think I got a piece of corn stuck to my sack!"
by papamikedelta October 24, 2009
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Top-decking

A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.
Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.
by bromp May 15, 2008
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top decker

A party trick
The trickster takes a dump in the cistern of the host's toilet, resulting in rusty water for months unless the offending turd is fished out and flushed away.
I went to that bastards party the other day, drank his beer, fucked his girlfriend and left him a top decker for the morning.
by Squealpiggy September 18, 2005
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Tech Deck

a company that makes tiny skateboards for your fingers. kids use them to then fingerboard, which is like skating, except using your fingers instead of your feet!
Hey man i just landed a double kickflip fakie on my new tech deck!
by m. sherm January 20, 2009
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Dock Shock

Usually occurs when a boss or incompetent PC user's dock is way too full of shortcut icons and open document tabs.
Co-worker: Did you like the boss' presenation?

Me: Nah, but his screen put me in dock shock though.
by sheeshkabobs November 12, 2010
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deck mob

Cute AF well dressed or decked out ladies hanging out with no men around them cause they can do bad by themselves. Just girlfriends doing their own thang and looking fly while they're at it.
Salene: What do you want to do today?
Ivy: LET'S HANG OUT WITH THE DECK MOB OR DIE.
by FilipinoGoldenchild January 4, 2013
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