Defensitive

When you have the nerve to get hurt feelings because somebody called you out on something you did wrong.

I became extremely defensitive when she wanted to discuss why I lied to her.

by SlimShugga February 16, 2014

Defenestrate

A word that shouldn’t really exist, like why can’t you just say, I threw it out of the window. It is very simple

Jeremy: I am going to defenestrate the cat
Harrell: Jeremy, I don’t care what you do, just don’t hurt it
Jeremy: I just defenestrated the cat
Harrell: NO!! JEREMY YOU SOCIOPATH, YOU JUST THREW HIM OUT OF THE WINDOW
Jeremy: lol

by I_ate_the_children November 18, 2018

Defensive Tackle

A position on the Defensive Line in football. There are usually two of them. Their jobs are to close up holes so the running backs and quarterbacks can't rush to gain yardage. They are usually over 270 pounds and are like at or over 6'2". Really underrated, don't get much recognition unless they get a lot of sacks, pass deflections, and/or interceptions or pick 6's. Most people don't want to do it because they want a glory position, or the think it is too easy. But the D-tackles do the dirty work so that the linebackers, db's, coaches, and owner look good

Man, Aaron Donald is A freaking monster of a defensive tackle

by KaosK.J.Tuck November 12, 2021

Defensive Tackle

Position on the defense, specifically d-line. Usually really big, at or above 6'2" and 270 lbs. Don't get much recognition unless they are a superstar, like if they get a lot of sacks or pass deflections, or picks, or very rarely, pick 6's. They are responsible for plugging up the holes so running backs and quarterbacks can't rush to gain yardage. Often mistaken for an easy job. They handle the grunt work so the linebackers, db's, coaches, and owner look good. Numbered usually from 60 to 79 or 90 to 99.

I play defensive tackle in football. I'm not terribly good at it, but I'm not terrible either

by KaosK.J.Tuck November 12, 2021

deflector defense

Deflector Defense- when one cannot provide a good reason for not participating in an activity that they have to turn it around and deflect blame where it does not belong. This is generally done in effort to move the attention away from the issue at hand and put it on someone else.

"Stephanie is putting up her deflector defense again to avoid why she will really not attend Girls Night Out".

"Uh oh, here comes Stephanie's deflector defense again. Let's be prepared Kathy!"

"Stephanie always uses a deflector defense when she has lame excuses for not doing something."

by KLee123 March 20, 2009

compassionate defense

To defend yourself without inflicting harm on your opponent.

Richard tried using compassionate defense against his assailant but was overpowered.

by tnsi October 4, 2009

thrust defense

A defensive maneuver employed in beer pong where the team that does not have the ball pelvic thrusts the air behind their cups in an attempt to disrupt the concentration of the team throwing the ball.

We were getting destroyed in beer pong, but we managed to turn it around when we deployed thrust defense.

It's time for some thrust defense!

Their thrust defense really messed me up, I couldn't concentrate with all that air humping going on.

by Chern E January 23, 2010