The father of vanity, the only person he loves more than himself is his children/family a balance representation of a man who is selfish and selfless depending on the situation or circumstances but will ultimately puts the people he loves first before himself often resulting in voluntary injury with no concerns for casualties or repercussions even if it resulted in his own death.
I went from being consumed by vanity to becoming davanity. don’t test me or my next of kin or you’re next, if you lie to them you lie to me but if they lie to you it’s the truth to me. It’s no longer me against the world, it’s us.
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