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Dante

He is a white male, with a 2.5 mm shlong and he wears glasses, as well as plays puck. He keeps a gun under his bed, and his great grandfather is dead. He is funny, and he owns a $15 highlighter which can be easily mistaken as a vaporizer. But don’t be fooled....it’s not. His friends name is tye-dye, but his name is short for boobs, and he owns a wife.
Wooooow look at Dante and his shlong!

Dante likes his wife’s DSL’S
by Anonymous.04 July 19, 2021
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Dante

1: you are a Dante
2is that good or bad
1: bad
by Roxerwhire January 14, 2022
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Dante 2.0

he has a big temper and IQ and hes friends dont think he is a good drawer
by Abloe June 15, 2022
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Dante

A silent person who is never talkative, no one understands him because he’s always silent, but he is annoying and when he is talkative but no one cares cuz he doesn’t know how to talk because he’s autistic
Dante is annoying but fun
by anonymous December 17, 2024
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Dante

A Glooby guy, a Goopy fiend, a silly friend, a ditsy but very endearing fellow full of whimsy.
I love my friend Dante, he’s such a whimsical and glooby fellow.
by DRACULAFLOW6969420 September 26, 2025
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dante pryor

The most goofy ass MF you could ever meet this dumb MF doesn't even deserve to be on earth he should be burning in the pits of hell to forever be tortured by his mistakes he has made in his life
like this man is one McDonald's sprite away from a stroke
jimmy: Hey do you have Dante Pryor as your teacher?
Bob: yes, an trust me you don't want him as a teacher he mentally drains me every fucking day.
by Unkown1 December 13, 2023
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The Dant

small wene, way too into politics, and has bad tatste in clothes
watch out for the dant, wouldn't wanna get roped into a twenty minute display of various knife tricks
by buruh October 14, 2022
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