damniel

a retard with no life that gems on clash royale

that guy is such a damniel amirite ladies

by ayetheremate April 4, 2017

Damn, Ken. She's actually... kinda cute.

(meme) A phrase one bro says to another to indicate that he is attracted to a chick in a nonchalant manor. It can also be a game in which one bro guesses what girl the other is referring to while in public with multiple women around them.

Bro: Damn, Ken. She's actually... kinda cute.
Brah: Hmmm, the blonde? Or that brunette in the pink over there?
Bro: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by j john October 24, 2017

Damn, a lasagna

An expression used normally when witnessing something shocking, or something peculiar and out of the ordinary. It is almost used to distract from the situation.

1 : "It was a joke, don't take it seriously!"
2: "It's too late for jokes"
3: "Damn, a lasagna"

by TheRealSlimShrek November 18, 2018

damn that sucks

when someone is venting to you but you don't really know how to respond

Guy 1: (Telling guy 2 how his life has gone to shit)
Guy 2: damn that sucks

by personinsidethemachine October 27, 2021

devil damned

A situation from which there is no winning outcome, similar to checkmate, catch 22 or out of the frying pan. If devil damned you MUST act, even though the act will be fatal.

From the top of the burning building the choice was devil damned - to jump or stay and die either way.

by righter January 28, 2010

poetically damned

someone so beautiful that their beauty cannot be described in words.

guy 1- dude, have you seen beth today? shes so.... so....
guy 2- dont hurt yourself, mate. that chick is poetically damned. youll blow a fuse if you try describing her.
beth- hey guys ;p whats up?
guy 1&2- uhhhhh *drools*

by lorenzo mactire December 27, 2011

God Damn Poon Platter

A grouping of a variety of different types of women, gathered together in one single point along the space/time continuum.

The women in this grouping vary in terms of height, weight, age, skin tone, skin color, eye color, shape, bust, figure, ethnicity, etc.

An authentic Poon Platter contains a wide assortment of women possessing several different physical qualities.

Me: Check out that blonde chick, Spanish chick, black chick, tall chick, Indian chick and chick with the big rack.

Khilen: God Damn it! It's a God Damn Poon Platter!!!! (labia lips)

by CRA201 December 12, 2012