Quite common in Northern California, Cycle Cunts are cyclists who ride through city thoroughfares at either highway speeds or slow as fuck. They often travel in packs and have complete disregard for their fellow users of the road. They obey few traffic laws and the ones they do they enforce with their lives. Often seen blocking traffic, harassing pedestrians, clustering in fire zones and crosswalks, or riding up busy sidewalks.
Not all cyclists are Cycle Cunts though, some are nice. Some.
Not all cyclists are Cycle Cunts though, some are nice. Some.
Woman: "HONEY THE BRAKES THAT MAN IS CROSSING THE STREET"
Man: "Hildegard calm your shit he's a cyclist he can't be riding in that crosswalk on a red light!
*honks horn* Fuck you Cycle Cunts!"
Man: "Hildegard calm your shit he's a cyclist he can't be riding in that crosswalk on a red light!
*honks horn* Fuck you Cycle Cunts!"
by Moses Magoo January 5, 2015
Get the Cycle Cuntmug. Derived from the baseball term, in which a player hits a home run, triple, double, and single, in one game, To Hit for the cycle is to become romanticaly involved with a Woman, Shemale, and Man over the period of a week, usually Thursday, Friday and Saturday. It is usually easier for Bisexual men to hit for the cycle as bisexual women have a hard time finding a shemale to have sex with them.
However, it should not be made known that you are trying for the cycle as respect for others should be taken into consideration.
An assisted cycle is when the other people are aware of the feat at which you are attempting. This is not as impressive, as the names of all four people are placed in the record book instead of just one.
However, it should not be made known that you are trying for the cycle as respect for others should be taken into consideration.
An assisted cycle is when the other people are aware of the feat at which you are attempting. This is not as impressive, as the names of all four people are placed in the record book instead of just one.
by lounging1234louie July 31, 2010
Get the hit for the cyclemug. The process of accidentally, or purposely, acquiring other peoples Bic lighters. One looses a Bic, another finds it. Or one steals one from a friend or foe.
The Bic cycle occurs when a friend leaves his lighter over at your house, by default it is yours.
Or you accidentally snag a friends lighter after smoking a cigarette or bowl.
Or you accidentally snag a friends lighter after smoking a cigarette or bowl.
by sobcheck6666 July 10, 2010
Get the the Bic cyclemug. My spokes drove my wheel out of alignment and I went to Boston Urban Adventours, my cycle therapist.
by JTTuck July 22, 2012
Get the cycle therapistmug. (n) The vortex created when flushing a toilet. Rumored to flow in reverse in the democratic countries of the southern hemisphere.
As the republicans shoved corn dogs in their mouths in a frantic bid to please the citizens of Iowa, I wiped and sent them into an electoral cycle, and washed my hands.
by Zampanino August 21, 2011
Get the Electoral Cyclemug. by Thefootball December 15, 2017
Get the Power cyclemug. by YungElderly December 25, 2018
Get the Cycle Snackermug.