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Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!"
Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"
( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)
Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!"
Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"
( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)
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Squat Cobbler: (skwät ka-blēr)
The fetishized act of a man who sits in pie(s). Particular attention is given to the man's clothed/costumed buttocks and the specific "wiggling around" gyrations that are made once the man has sufficiently mounted the pastry.
Squat cobbling and it's variants are designed to titillate the senses and are often stored on various forms of digital media. Specialist squat cobblers, such as "crybaby squat cobblers", (a male who sits in pie while crying like a baby) are rare but in very high demand amongst pie sitting hobbyists.
(Squat cobbler videos will always feature a fully clothed or costumed man, who's pie sitting and wiggling of the buttocks will always be performed within all legal boundaries.)
AKA: "Hoboken Squat Cobbler", "Boston Cream Splat", "Full Moon Pie" and the oft requested "Dutch Apple Ass"
The fetishized act of a man who sits in pie(s). Particular attention is given to the man's clothed/costumed buttocks and the specific "wiggling around" gyrations that are made once the man has sufficiently mounted the pastry.
Squat cobbling and it's variants are designed to titillate the senses and are often stored on various forms of digital media. Specialist squat cobblers, such as "crybaby squat cobblers", (a male who sits in pie while crying like a baby) are rare but in very high demand amongst pie sitting hobbyists.
(Squat cobbler videos will always feature a fully clothed or costumed man, who's pie sitting and wiggling of the buttocks will always be performed within all legal boundaries.)
AKA: "Hoboken Squat Cobbler", "Boston Cream Splat", "Full Moon Pie" and the oft requested "Dutch Apple Ass"
I stopped going on fullcreamahead.org for watching squat cobbler vids dude... I found a guy who will do custom dutch-apple-ass squat cobbling movies and only accepts baseball cards as payment bro!
by Russell. D.Jimmz August 19, 2016
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by Beryl January 1, 2017
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Who’s farting in here? The room smells like hot ass. Just me braaaaahhhh. I’m warming a cobbler. Should be ready from the oven shortly.
by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018
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Cobbin can be a verb. It can be a noun. It can be an adjective. It can really be anything at all. That's the beauty in it. One can cobb. One can go cobbing. Something or someone can be cobbin.
Cobbin can be a verb. It can be a noun. It can be an adjective. It can really be anything at all. That's the beauty in it. One can cobb. One can go cobbing. Something or someone can be cobbin.
That party last night was straight cobbin.
Yo, wanna meet up? We can go cobbin this weekend.
Fucking cobb it man. Cobb the fucking shit out of it.
#cobbin
You cobb!
Yo, wanna meet up? We can go cobbin this weekend.
Fucking cobb it man. Cobb the fucking shit out of it.
#cobbin
You cobb!
by pgshpak March 3, 2014
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