heavy creamy badyins

when your hoofing a bucket and one reaches the stage of a "Heavy creamy badyin" one feels like there in another dimension

"Here man, see last night at that gaff I hit a few heavy creamy badyins"

by buckethoofer6969 August 11, 2018

Creamy toothbrush

The act of giving a blowjob and using the jizz as toothpaste to brush your teeth.

Adrian: "Hey, that girl's got smelly breath."
Jordan: "Yeah, I should give her a creamy toothbrush with my dong."
Adrian: “You mean your tic tac.”

by Ted Deep November 9, 2013

the creamy mushroom

the creamy mushroom defined is when an uncircumcised man is about to ejaculate and holds the splooge in the foreskin and gives the women a stamp in the shape of a mushroom from the dick head on said womens forehead.

Gregg: Sandor give that triflin ass bitcha the creamiest of the mushrooms like it was a camble soup lable

Sandor: yea that schlompe had it comin for putting a finger nail in my butt and using tooths.

sandor : yo gregg i just did it she got the creamy mushroom.

by poopstinken April 14, 2010

Creamy

Compliment created by onision, in his own words-'it means when you look at a guy and you cream your underwear'

Onision:" Gerard way is creamy"
Viewer: *awkwardly* " uhm...sure, he's hot"

by Orbeezlovingbanana February 16, 2017

Creamy Cock Custard

Human semen, especially when it was been left for a long period of time.

I'm not cleaning your creamy cock custard off the curtains again.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

creamy custard

ejaculating inside of a girls vagina and she queefs it out

dave:i pulled the creamy custard on jenny last night and she fainted

by Ginger Firecrotch January 1, 2008

Creapy

A person who is both creepy and freaky simultaneously. A problem mainly afflicting middle aged men and pedophiles, especially of the Polish variety.

Oh my God. That pedophile/middle-aged Polish man is simultaneously creepy and freaky. He's creapy!

by Nickaz April 27, 2011