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Conversion

Where's your conversion van if you're a religious cult bent on converting? A minivan isn't spacious enough to get anything done to some asshole with a death wish.
by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018
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Conversions

Conversions is a great band
by musicreview May 14, 2011
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confusionist

(noun)
one who is a player and wants in your pants as fast as possible by any means. but others warn the prey, and the player is caught. the player denies the accusations and plays sweet. then just stops talking all together, leaving the prey in a state of confusion.
Michael is such a confusionist; he stopped talking to Sarah right after she was warned he uses girls.
by Mel =] May 27, 2008
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labial contusion

From the latin for bruising of the vagina.
A term used when a male friend gets a scrapped knee or other minor cut from mountain biking, skiing, or other outdoor activity and whinges about it.
Adam: My neck hurts a little.
Dave: Gee adam, maybe you need some homeopathic salve for that labial contusion?
by pauld August 29, 2006
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dick concussion

To get a concussion from sucking too much dick
John: wheres your bitch?
Zach: at home with a dick concussion, she gave me 11 hickeys last night
John: wow
by righteousconsumption November 12, 2014
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Girls who write conclusions

Satanists who suffer from raynauds and are brunette
“Have you seen her over there ...”
“Who ?”
“The girl that writes conclusions...”
“Oh no not the satanist that suffers from raynaurds and is brunette”

“God I hate girls who write conclusions
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Confusion

A state of mind and panic caused by calculating the bills in a shared house, often leading to falling out or legging it or ignoring them as they'll go away anyway
Helen > I'm sorry about the confusion, we've paid this amount, but really we owe this amount...

Everyone else > WTF ! Ahhh, fuck it, they'll go away...
by AT*iT September 30, 2005
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