My mom: "Hey, i made you break-"
me: *SCREEECH*
My mom: *opens the blinds*
me: *dies*
so, yeah. Human contact.
me: *SCREEECH*
My mom: *opens the blinds*
me: *dies*
so, yeah. Human contact.
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 24, 2022
Get the Human Contact mug.Making Base Contact; "saying" meaning contacting your wife, girlfriend, or serious female relationship via your cellular phone, just like as paramedics make base contact to get additional orders for patient care, one can give ones female an updated status on what the boys and yourself are doing.
you: hey guys so are we getting ready to head to the bar now?
friends: yeah sure were leaving in ten, can't wait to get smashed!!
you: sounds great lemme just go "make base contact" first
OR
you: great if you leave any sooner Ill be over by the garage "making base contact"
friends: yeah sure were leaving in ten, can't wait to get smashed!!
you: sounds great lemme just go "make base contact" first
OR
you: great if you leave any sooner Ill be over by the garage "making base contact"
by onefastmedic August 2, 2009
Get the making base contact mug.The art of manipulating a man's testicles. The act should appear to be very fluid and magical, similar to Fushigi.
Mike - "Bro, I totally had some chick blow-bang me last night."
Chris - "Oh yeah? Was she pro?"
Mike - "Fuck yeah, I put my junk right in front of this bitch's face & she started contact juggling my balls. It was magic."
Chris - "Oh yeah? Was she pro?"
Mike - "Fuck yeah, I put my junk right in front of this bitch's face & she started contact juggling my balls. It was magic."
by Dracotic September 26, 2010
Get the Contact Juggling mug.based off of context clues: information one gathers from a text in order to interpret something.
CONTACT clues are clues one gathers from body language in order to interpret another person's thinking or thoughts.
CONTACT clues are clues one gathers from body language in order to interpret another person's thinking or thoughts.
1.)
Jill: How did you know that he was digging you, Barb?
Barbara: Why, he was sending loads of contact clues! His legs were crossed towards my direction, Jill.
2.)
David: Do you think she understood that you weren't into her?
Asher: Fuck yeah, dude. I sent her all kinds of contact clues. I looked her over once and didn't look again.
Jill: How did you know that he was digging you, Barb?
Barbara: Why, he was sending loads of contact clues! His legs were crossed towards my direction, Jill.
2.)
David: Do you think she understood that you weren't into her?
Asher: Fuck yeah, dude. I sent her all kinds of contact clues. I looked her over once and didn't look again.
by ViatheV December 21, 2010
Get the Contact Clues mug.A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.
"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"
"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
by kameren February 24, 2008
Get the ten day no-contact clause mug.What a girl gives a guy so she doesn't have to look at the ugly thing she's sucking just do get some god-damned eating out.
Alternatively so she can see his face as he gets what he deserves
Alternatively so she can see his face as he gets what he deserves
Ashleigh gave Brady an eye contact blow job so she could see his face when she vomited in disgust/ bit off his insignificant penis
by Ash (who doesn't really like Brady at the moment) November 17, 2006
Get the eye contact blow job mug.If you are with a friend in the street, and they start dancing out of nowhere, then you will become contact embarrassment.
by chocolate12121212 April 14, 2012
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