k contento

Very Special child that eats his fingers at lunch daily and is extremely cute

Aww look at that little K Contento over there hes so cute.

by theavyweight December 14, 2008

open contract

Permission to speak your mind honestly

with the expectation offensive ideas will be tolerated.

Eg. "I wanted to talk in private but she told me to say what you have to say right here, right now!" So to me, that was an open contract, so I told her I was not her baby daddy!

by Lexichief May 7, 2018

Amaris (continued)

Amaris likes to experiment and shake things up and she might do so in changing up her hair or learning a new skill. She can sometimes come off as easy-going but usually she has a set goal and when she puts her mind to something there's no stopping her-once started she must finish it! She gets good grades and is not genius level smart but is still pretty smart, and she knows it. Still she doesn't go around bragging. Amaris is beautiful and making her happy makes you happy. A lot of people take Amaris for granted because she's a reliable friend and will never stab you in the back. Ever. So if you have an Amaris in your life, make sure she knows how much you really appreciate her.

Amaris (continued)
Girl 1: Amaris is so good at that and she only started last week!
Girl 2: That's because she's so determined!!

Girl 3: You can trust Amaris- she'd never tell your secrets.
Girl 4: She's so nice.

by SlurpNugget November 22, 2019

Dick measuring contest

When a group of egotistical men get together

Today’s meeting turned into a dick measuring contest

by Mistressbaby November 5, 2021

tune contamination

when someone who has a tune infection regrettably shares it with you, thus infecting you as well.

Alvin: "wow, I've got that horrible Carley Simon song stuck in my head...you know the one that goes; 'you're so vein, i bet you think this song is about you', it's driving me crazy..."

Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"

by sandspit April 11, 2010

Parental Controls

Stuff parents, schools, and retards put on computers to block most bad websites. Sometimes it just blocks out porn and drug websites, but other times it blocks EVERY FUCKING WEBSITE such as Youtube, Agar.io, and any fun social media site.

Only retards use parental controls.

I want to bust a huge nut but my school has extremely strict parental controls

by TheExtremeEvoker August 14, 2018

Birth Control Glasses

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.

I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.

by Smokey March 3, 2005