Computard

Someone who is 100% completely computer illiterate.

My boss is the biggest computard I have ever met!

by Nasty N8 Ball May 1, 2008

Computer Mullet

Having two monitors on your home PC and working on one monitor and being non-productive on the other. Business on one side, party on the other.

Boss: "Allan, are you watching porn instead of working?"
Allan: "It's cool boss, it's my computer mullet. Check it, email is over here!"
Boss: "Tight!"

by Chiliwhomp September 10, 2010

Computard

One who is computer retarded.
One who is resistant to age of times.
One who cannot find the desktop or the dreaded toolbar.
One who does not get the distinction of right click or left click.
One who jumps on the couch when you mention a mouse.

The girl on our team is a computard, she's always playing with her mouse and never gets anything done.

by jonjeff July 17, 2014

Computer Tired

Lack of mental and/or physical stamina to work at a computer for a full workday while utilizing critical thinking. Typically 8-10 hours.

I should have added the family tree. Guess I was getting computer tired by that time!

by DaughterNiece October 6, 2018

Computedmoon707

Very cool youtuber
Certified "pro gamer"
Hates pipe organs, Indianapolis state park system, scented candles and the word "insightful"
Plays on DyceCraft SMP

Likes the atmosphere

Believes Quebec does not exist

"Ayo bruh, have you seen the new "Computedmoon707 " video?" "Yeah it was very 😎epic😎"

by Computedmoon707 November 4, 2021

Obessesive Computer Disorder

a lot like obssesive compulsive disorder, there is the constant need to check one's email, facebook, myspace ect. Also referred to as OCD

Yeah the power went out this weekend and my OCD was acting up, I had to go over to Joe's just to check my email.

Joe's Obessesive Computer Disorder is really getting the best of him, we should try and get him some help.

by ckwhy November 14, 2010

loner computer

a crappy school computer

dude my loner computer is so slow

by Dwarfhole2021 September 13, 2017