Come hitler

When Hitler winks at you seductively hint at you to go towards him

Come Hitler my dear.

by Pkthtguy December 12, 2016

ahhhh come on man

Something bullshit politicians say when they are trying to pull the wool over your eyes.

A fuck job, a ripoff

Hey Joe are you going to make America great again?
Ahhhh come on man, you know the thing.

by Virtual Figure August 26, 2020

round, and they come in pairs

alternative term for balls, nuts, bollocks, etc.

He asked me to help him, but there was no way, so I told him "The answer's round, and they come in pairs."

by hamself December 15, 2009

Dark Comedy

When a TV show or movie uses taboo subjects like death, cancer, racism, old age, rape, guns, domestic abuse, drugs etc is the source of the laughter. That's why it's dark.

ie. Archer, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy

I love watching dark comedy shows. They crack me up!!

by Babydoll75 March 4, 2019

come chew up on my bubblegum

smoke someone's weed

Yo, come chew up on my bubblegum.

by tripn4 January 6, 2012

come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!

Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"

by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012

come get your grape juice

When one finds their partner of over a year has a fetish that was not know before.

Origin - Reddit

"I just found out my fiance likes anal!"
"Hell yea bro! Come get your grape juice!"

by gas_pumper December 3, 2014