Colombian wristwatch

The cartel slits your wrist then cuts your dick off and sticks it in your wrist.

The Colombians offered Mike Mike a deal, he could have a Colombian necktie or he could have a Colombian wristwatch. Mike Mike begged for the Columbian necktie but they gave him a Colombian wristwatch instead.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017

Colombian Manicure

When an enraged, STD ridden prostitute bites your finger off in a filthy Colombian brothel.

Frank got a Colombian Manicure. They call him Frankie Four Fingers now.

by Bwahahahahah January 16, 2018

Colombian Whoopee Cushion

Blowing cocaine out of one’s anus through farting in a Lebron James fashion.

I was about to stick it in Stacey’s ass, but little did I know she had a Colombian Whoopee Cushion waiting for me.

by The2InchPunisher May 14, 2018

colombian purse

Vagine - a discreet location where you can store and transport illegal substance and/or cash.

John: "I don't know how to sneak this bag of coke in"
Jane: "Don't worry - I'll bring it with me in my Colombian purse."

by Barbara Millicent Roberts June 13, 2018

Colombian rain shower

To drink a lot of coffee before engaging in the sexual act of peeing on your partner

I love the smell of coffee in the morning...after a colombian rain shower

by Sslimings September 12, 2018

Colombian Zip Line

Snorting a generous line of cocaine off of a penis.

Give her the ol’ Colombian Zip Line.

by stealyourfacebook October 2, 2018

Colombian cocktail

Is where you proceed to shit , piss, and cum in the same orifice or hole.

Today i made a Colombian cocktail in the toilet at work.

by Spicycumcurry October 25, 2019