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100% Certified

Adjective:

1. The art of being fearless in the bedroom when it comes to pounding box.

2. During the act of pounding box, there are no limits to how far you will go to show her who is boss.

3. On a female the licking and cleaning of the anus and the region above or below ( depends what position your in ) the box.

4. Once recieving the title everyone knows who the 100% Certfied guys are and they attract girls who want to get certified.
Guy 1: Yo last night I had sex with this dime slimmy.
Guy 2: Nice breh did you lick her asshole?
Guy 1: No why you ask?
Guy 2: Cause then your pathetic self ain't "100% Certified."

Rico Suave loves lickin anus and cleaning that shit with his tongue...That white boy is 100% Certified.

"Girls love guys who are 100% Certified"
by Rico #10 December 17, 2009
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certone

tasteless paranoia. vulgar responses to sane behavior. cup of coffee and a cigarette. get tanked.
I be a certone...LOSE THE LIFE FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by rob March 30, 2005
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Cobert

Used to describe a moment or person that is fail and or quick to anger, usually involving games and/or work.
Dude I just totally coberted all over my keyboard.

That cobert just messed up so bad I think hes screaming in his mic right now

Fuck man why can't that cobert get this down I think we need to explain the fight one more time, I think we got it next attempt though.
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certificant

A person who has been certified or has received a certification.
We will notify all certificants 30 days before their certifications expire.
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