by PeaceDaddy August 24, 2017
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Clerk: Hold on, let me whip out my cackalacker.
Customer: Well, I never! (Storms out of store).
Clerk: (To himself). I'm not good at math.
Clerk: Hold on, let me whip out my cackalacker.
Customer: Well, I never! (Storms out of store).
Clerk: (To himself). I'm not good at math.
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Derived from the words "Catalyst" which is a router made by Cisco and "Cack" which is similar to a lingball. "Cackalyst" is a derogative name for the router.
"I'm sick of this stupid cackalyst" "Do you have a console cable for a cackalyst" "Stupid overpriced Cackalyst"
by BUGI March 16, 2005
Get the cackalyst mug.Tommy enjoys the warm bubbly feeling of some refreshing cockacolon.
(can also be used as a verb)
he said he didnt like soda, but after i cocked his colon he cant get enough cockacolon
(can also be used as a verb)
he said he didnt like soda, but after i cocked his colon he cant get enough cockacolon
by jakernaut November 23, 2006
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Get the chackah mug.The art period started in the early 2000's in which the youth became enthralled with the drawing and carving of crude penises everywhere.
Art teacher: "here's a great example of a low cockaissance piece, as shown by the flaccidity of the penis, the hairiness of the balls and lack of color. These were most often carved into desks, drawn on bathroom walls with sharpies or on rare occasion scribbled onto paper to show to friends"
by I>chuck norris June 7, 2011
Get the cockaissance mug.A Chackan is a form of human species, that thrives on sarcasm and Coors Light. Loves to say phrases like " You're a little bitch!", and "You're my favorite turd, I would never shit you". Also cannot complete a paragraph of dialogue without using the word "Fuck" at least 36 times. Did I mention loves using copious amounts of Dip and Tequila.
"Man did you see that sarcastic asshole call me a bitch?"
"Yeah dude, that fucking guy is such a Chackan!"
"Yeah dude, that fucking guy is such a Chackan!"
by 13XxX13 September 25, 2013
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