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Cockblock

noun: Someone who prevents a man from having any chances with a woman.

verb: to prevent another from having relations with a woman.
"Brad is such a cockblock."
by Sir Thomas Aquanis April 28, 2010
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clockblockin

to keep someone from getting to an appointment ontime or to delay someone from reaching their destination
" I can't go any faster, the van in front of me is straight up clockblockin!"

" How many times are you gonna tell me 'one more thing'? I'm late, stop clockblockin me"

"My boss totally clockblocked me when he called and asked me to finish a project at 4:50 on a Friday."
by Jayvon January 1, 2008
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Clockblocked

Adjective; Either you, or your foreign friends in different time zones being too exhausted to play online games, such as Borderlands,
Also, the act of being able to play games with foreign friends, but either you or they do not wish to, or a family member needs them in which case they leave.
"Dude, its 2:00am in Austrailia, I know you really want to play, but Im sooo dang tired!"
Example: Dude it was like noon but my Australian friend was so tired, he just couldn't stay awake, I felt Clockblocked!
by Tieranei October 9, 2014
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ClockBlocker

A clockblocker is when your waiting for a certain time on your phone but your friend grabs your phone and uses it so you don’t know what time it is
Samantha was waiting for it to be 12:00 am but her friend Emma used her phone without her permission. clockblocker is a person who blocks clocks kind of like a cockblocker
by Smoremallow September 28, 2018
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Clickclickclickclickclick

YTTD Jou Tazunas death scene memory that fucking frightens every yttd fan to death
Hallucination Joe:What's up sara
Sara:Not fucking again
Hallucination Joe:Clickclickclickclickclick
Sara:fuck you
Hallucination Joe:you too bye <3
by Mudkip Fan October 15, 2020
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CockBlock

When Ben10 CockBlocks man like Dan the Man.
Cockblock is a common trait in which the Dan the Man is often a victim of the Ben10 CockBlock makes you come in ya sock, instead of letting you fill your boots, no puss in the boots, no real roots or zoots and toots. Four bangs by ladies of the night are needed, man like Dan and six dogs nearly breeded. Shudditdoon.
Ben10 cockblock make ya come in a sock
by Popsinator January 1, 2022
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Ninja Cockblock

Cockblocking someone by staring at them from behind an object.
Lee is such a ninja cockblocker, look at him watch us make-out behind that tree.
by Samuraipenisguarder October 31, 2010
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