Chunky Noodles

The nick name given to the crappy Miami Heat forward Antoine Walker for his poor conditioning and love for Campbell's Chunky Noodle soup!
1. Commentator 1: Chunky Noodles for 3... and airball.
Commentator 2: He almost hit the rim that time.

2. Commentator 1: J-Will passes to Walker. Walker stops and looks for someone to pass it to. Looks...looks...still looking...aaand... heeee.....throws it away. That's Chunky Noodles for ya!
Commentator 2: I'm surprised his fat ass was even out there. Did he really pass his conditioning test?
by Alex 122 October 03, 2007
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chunky spalunker

1. Bits of vomit floaties, such as in a drink or splattered upon a carpet.
2. A vomiter.
"Eeeew, there are chunky spalunkers in my Yoo-Hoo...." said Alex "AJ" Lampe, after he prepared a cocktail in a cup he had vomited in five minutes prior.
by Darcy is wearing pants. June 12, 2007
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chunky waterfall

Noun - The act of getting a blowjob and the girl/guy throws up on your dick.

Verb - To give someone a chunky waterfall (see above)
"Hey Trent, I'm so hungover right now. Don't make me blow you or I might give you a chunky waterfall."
by schoolglue1234 September 06, 2014
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Chunky piss

When you have a piss which is fully brewed, usually for a piss bandit
I got a chunky piss ready for this washroom might wanna evacuate the building
by Swampedbandit April 16, 2022
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Chunky beam

The definition of obese, the god of obeasity. The dude who’s the fattest kid in your class that likes to call other people “ ya fat neek
by Ahoya March 20, 2021
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Chunky butt

(1)A person with a butt of notable presence. Appears to be fun to grab and play with.

(2) A nickname for a cheeky person whose personality is full of unpredictable bits.
Hey, chunky butt, you look like you'd be a monk on the streets and a plumber in the sheets.
by beezeeB September 20, 2020
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chunky tip

When a person performs oral sex on a male after throwing up and still has remnants of vomit in their mouth resulting in a piece of vomit going into the urethra.
Bobby was with Rhonda at the party last night and she gave him a chunky tip.
by PBC2023 September 08, 2023
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