chookter

Chookter is a misspelling of the Scottish word Teuchter. Teuchter is a Lowland Scots word used mainly for Northern or Highland Scots.

Ahm no a chookter (teuchtar) ya eedjit ahm frae Ayr!

by iiisecondcreep March 11, 2007

Choiks

Milky choiks that strech far like georges morning prayer

Patrick otelaban has fat choiks

by Choiks August 13, 2018

sexual choke

Sexual Choke; when a male slightly but comfortably grips a females throat.

Him; I just wanna choke you sometimes. (Sexual choke)

Her; Come over her and do it then.

by 2k.Godd January 8, 2017

Choke The Lizard

Masturbation, every man does it when his wifes not home, And of course has a HUGE BUSH in his under carriage.

I will Choke The Lizard when i find porn magazines.

by Andy and Dylan December 22, 2008

Dick choke

When a person is giving a blow job and the man gets either too thrusty or is very large and the receiving party chokes.

Girl 1: Hey, Girl did you see that bulge in his pants?
Girl 2: Yes! He for sure would cause a dick choke.

or

Girl 1: That girl is such a drag and talks way too much
Girl 2: She needs a good dick choke, that would shut her up!

by flterbi69 June 5, 2012

chok wow

Thai word for masterbation (ie. pull the kite)

I'm going to go to the bathroom and chok wow. Can I get a magazine

by nibuz86 March 8, 2007

choke hut

An establishment featuring private booths with adult video footage in which people gratify themselves.

It's amazing that with the prevalence of internet porn, people still pay money to get off in that choke hut.

by sweet meat dd March 28, 2010