chimp fucker

Someone with an unhealthy sexual attraction to primates. Especially Chimpanzees and other smaller apes.

May also refer to a minute person with apelike features. (Big ears, poo-flinging, a fondness of bananas or an overactive sexual libido)

"John sure does like to visit the zoo"
"No wonder, he's a right proper chimp fucker and no mistake!"

by Jarl September 19, 2008

chiep

a code word to throw a ball at a kid's nuts while your playing catch

3 kids playing catch

kid1-"Chiep!"(kid 3 throws ball at kid2's nuts)
kid2-OUCH
kid3-Lmao

by surenthiran September 29, 2010

Chimpleton

One who mindlessly swallows the George W Bush PR machine's message without an iota of critical thought. A derogatory term for Bush supporters due to the fact that he resembles a chimpanzee and that they are usually simpletons. A combination of chimp and simpleton.

No matter what Bush does, the chimpletons will always support him.

by JJ Jameson March 4, 2006

Chimp

Somebody who's freakin' out and needs to chill. Can be used as a verb, noun or adjective.

"Yo I just ate weed brownies and I'm hella chimped."

Person A- "Wanna hang with Brian tonight?"
Person B- "Nah, that dude's a chimp."

Person A- "Ahhh oh no (insert complaint about whatever)!
Person B- "Yooo quit chimpin'."
Person A- "Woah... you're right. I need to chill."
Person A- "Word."

by Real Insane May 31, 2013

chimpanzano

A chimpanzano is a person that has had half a lasagnae for lunch.

That chimpanzano is such a fucking re-tarded bastard and I think I will eat the other half of the lasagnae

by -MUG- June 9, 2007

chimpject

1. being so high on life that those around you may actually think that you have been intraveniously injecting drugs into your system.
2. the tipsy feeling a sober individual gets in the presence of friends that may or may not actually be sober themselves.
3. feeling so shitty or fucked up that you think you must have let a chimp inject something in you earlier in the day.

Jay: Have you been drinking, are you high?
Kristin: No, Sarah just gets me chimpjected.

Those girls over there are either chimpjecting or on some seriously good drugs.

by KBook January 2, 2009

chimp gobble

The are of feasting on a monkeys cheeks, while pleasuring another man at the same time, always in cold weather below 0 degrees.

It was so cold last night so i performed chimp gobble.

by my dog nethanial hates me December 11, 2018