Sphere of Careditude

Used in the context of either giving a shit about something or not. The combination, to be used, has to pass two requirements: 1) That something is within you circle of knowledge and influence and 2) You either give a shit or you don't give a shit about it (usually the latter).

Careditude is not a combination of the words care and attitude, it is a made up word that has roots with the word care. It is basically a nicer way to tell someone you can really give a rats ass about what they are talking about without really sounding like a dick.

John - "Man I am going broke and it's because I spend all my money on porn."

Peter - "Not my problem."

John - "But you don't understand, I can't stop buying it."

Peter - "Not within my Sphere of Careditude, fag."

by Deebo568 November 24, 2009

Chardonnay

classic name for an essex girl, or any other shaz/chav etc's daughter, ie the little kids who have been born to cheap slappers, usually while the cheap slappers are in their teens, in the noughties, especially since footballer's wives started. Always done in an attempt to make them look 'pawsh innit'

shawon had a little babby gawl de ova day.she cawled her chardonnay innit

by charlie November 7, 2004

Chafed Waif

Geordie (Stanley) expression for an unnappealingly thin girl. Mainly used by those who favour "something to fondle" from a larger and more robust woman.

"Ah Jimbo! No way! She's a chafed waif man!"

by James April 27, 2006

Charebrity

An anime character with a celebrity's face photoshopped on top of their own.

Did you see that Zac Efron charebrity? It was fucking hilarious. They mixed him with Sousuke from Full Metal Panic.

by theonlyjoe October 17, 2009

chaired

When you are given a 'new' & 'better' office chair, and forced to use it because it's new. See also; "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is."

Authority, "You can put your ass in the chair or the chair can go in yer ass, shlub."
Poor Shlub, "Fuck, I got chaired."

by Shlubs McGee January 24, 2016

chardona

A chardona is usually a very bitchy type of person who doesn't care about other people's opinions and is usually small but evil and usually very full of their self

She's a bitch she's such a chardona

by Kgnet March 22, 2017

charea

Someone who is strong and loveable. A girl that can get dragged through hell but come back dragging Satan himself. An independent young woman that takes no shit and stands by her happiness.

"You're strong, you're young, and extremely inspirational. You're such a charea."

by The Shrimp Army May 21, 2021