centari

The blackest person you've ever know sorta gay and sorta straight doesn't really know what he wants but he may want the biggest fattest dick or the losses vagina he is also a stupid retard that needs to learn about life but it's ok because he is BLACK and makes it work overall a nice guy and has a small man baby penis. He is really good at Smashing to the point where it looks like he fights one guy at a time for hours, Pretty impressive he can sometimes make people think about themselves and is in love with a man named Everthron Also has Dreads

Has that centari ever bathed look at them dreads and does he want that man or that girl idk such a Centari

by Biginsmallfeet January 23, 2017

CaptainSauce

One of the best youtubers on youtube,
If not the best!!

Fluflles:Do you know who CaptainSauce is?
Kevin:Yes he is the best youtuber!

by Totally_random_person_69 October 15, 2019

captain planet

It is ironic that the show, which was supposed to be about saving the environment, is actually sponsored by a few corporations which are responsible for some of the world's pollution. It kinda negates the whole purpose of the show.

Oh shit. The wind blew the plastic wrapper of my sandwich from the table to the ground. Captain Planet is surely going to give me a half-hour lecture about reducing, reusing, and recycling.

by sarcastic October 13, 2003

Captain save a hoe

A Captain save a hoe is somebody (primarily males) who try to turn a hoe (´s) life around by letting them live with them, getting them a job, etc. The name was coined by bay area rapper E-40 when he made a song of the same name.

Person A: who's that girl?
Person B: a captain Save a hoe

by Juicebud May 6, 2019

captain save a ho

Any sucka that takes a ho'ish woman and trys to change her life around. Trys to turn a ho into a housewife.

Man what's up with that nigga falling in love with that same bitch we ran train on? He aint nothing but a Captain save a ho.

by D_style November 30, 2006

Captain Picard

Better than Captain Kirk. Mastered the art of Facepalming.

Not to say Captain Kirk isn't cool. But bitch, Captain Picard has the X-Men on his side.

by nighthawk41 May 7, 2009

Captain Autismo

The most super sped captain of an elite team of faggots known as the Chromie Homies. Captain Austismo is a hero to not be reckoned with, as he will Defiently give you Down Syndrome

Tard Wrangler: Oh Shit! Captain Austimo’s coming!
Have no fear faggots Captain Autismo is here! (Is this copyrighted? Well Shit)

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodFaggot June 18, 2018