A beautiful and kind girl. She isn't a morning person and she isn't so nice when you're on her bad side. She always goes back to the loves of her lives but what she doesn't understand is that there are more people that she is going to meet and she should let go of her past loves. She cries when someone breaks her heart but she will always get better. Dont mess with her, she will get you back.
by food831 February 1, 2015
Get the Celese mug.Anyone who has the last name Celis basically has protection from the Mafia for his/her whole life. Celis' once saved the Mafia gang from an oncoming onslaught of the Latin Kings, now do you know why they don't exist anymore? Because of that the Mafia granted full protection to any Celis and would make their life as luxurious as they wanted. Also the Celis' are known of their charming Charisma and great looks.
Tony Celis:Hi,um can I get it the club now? It's been 20 minutes and I've already seen like 5 people leave.
Security Guard:Well you're just going to have to stay here for 20 more minutes then! I ain't bustin open no doors for some punk ass like you?
Tony Celis:Sir.. do you know who I am?
Security Guard:Yeah, I know you're a punk ass!
Tony Celis: My name is Tony Celis you stupid fuck! And unless you open those damn doors I am going to fuckin take your head and shove it up your ass so deep you'll be shitting out of your fuckin mouth for the next month.
Securit Guard: Oh my God!.... your a...a..a Celis...Sir I am so sorry about the whole misunderstanding. Please come in...
Security Guard:Well you're just going to have to stay here for 20 more minutes then! I ain't bustin open no doors for some punk ass like you?
Tony Celis:Sir.. do you know who I am?
Security Guard:Yeah, I know you're a punk ass!
Tony Celis: My name is Tony Celis you stupid fuck! And unless you open those damn doors I am going to fuckin take your head and shove it up your ass so deep you'll be shitting out of your fuckin mouth for the next month.
Securit Guard: Oh my God!.... your a...a..a Celis...Sir I am so sorry about the whole misunderstanding. Please come in...
by fuckface102 March 21, 2009
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Celestia is a beautiful girl, she has the power for everyone to love her and adore her. A perfect human being. She has everyone around her finger, and she is the kindest, funniest, most gorgeous girl there is, caring, and so on. She has the perfect life. Everyone needs AT LEAST ONE Celestia in their lives. If you don’t have AT LEAST ONE Celestia in your life, you’re definitely missing out! She can make you laugh and smile and feel everything good at the same time. She’s magical. The name is a Latin name actually, and it is originated from the celestiasts! The name means “heavenly”, and she indeed is heavenly! You simply just can’t live without a Celestia.
Celestia is perfect.
by Upbeatanonymous May 21, 2018
Get the Celestia mug.The magical being that is alan. She is a Tibetan singer who sings in both Japanese and Mandarin Chinese. Her "Tibetan wailing" is able to cleanse your soul and mind.
by pommy48 August 15, 2010
Get the Her Celestial Holiness mug.Cell Phone Pixies are mischievious creatures who live in your phone. When you are not paying attention, they will magically call India, spam votes for someone on American Idol, and try to download a movie to your iPhone. When you get $45 usage fees on your next bill, all you have to do is call customer service and say you never ever used your phone to do that and they will believe you and reverse the charges.
Customer: "There's no way in hell I went over my daytime minutes! I never go over! It must have been the cell phone pixies."
Agent: "I fully trust you and will take your word for it. I'll reverse the fee right now! Just call us back any time those pixies fuck with your phone and we'll take care of it for you. Don't bother getting for a plan with more minutes so you're only paying $5 more per month rather than $200!"
Agent: "I fully trust you and will take your word for it. I'll reverse the fee right now! Just call us back any time those pixies fuck with your phone and we'll take care of it for you. Don't bother getting for a plan with more minutes so you're only paying $5 more per month rather than $200!"
by magicchalkboard December 19, 2009
Get the Cell Phone Pixies mug.a person who turns a car (or other vehicle) into an armed missile by talking or texting on a cell phone while driving.
"I just got a bluetooth so I don't have to be a cell drone anymore."
The term can also be used as a verb. “Cell-droning” – as in, “That dude about to swerve into you is totally cell-droning.”
The term can also be used as a verb. “Cell-droning” – as in, “That dude about to swerve into you is totally cell-droning.”
by Bilbster September 5, 2012
Get the Cell Drone mug.Cell Phone Drift is the drifting of a motor vehicle while the driver pays more attention to the phone than to driving.
Dude! Look at the Cell Phone Drift on that truck! He almost ran that car off the road! The idiot driver must be texting.
by mdman September 5, 2012
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