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Shred the Cello

A four-piece Weezer cover band out of Liverpool, UK.
A: "Who is on the bill at Studio tonight?"
B: "A few LIPA bands, and some act called 'Shred the Cello'..."
A: "Never heard them before."
B: "I believe they play Weezer covers."
A: "Okay, sounds cool. So how are your classes going at school?"
B: "Not bad, history course is a bit rough though. A lot of studying involved."
A: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I have to study for a physics exam on Tuesday."
B: "Good luck, man. Sounds hard."
A: "Yeah, cheers dude. I better go get some dinner."
B: "Oh me too, fancy Quick Chef?"
A: "Yeah, go on. Let's get tea."
by Googlemaps October 1, 2009
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Playing the Cello

1. Licking ass.

2. What one calls the way a cat cleans its ass.

3. Inserting a screwdriver into the rectum.
1. You wanna play the cello before or after the rusty trumpet, slut?

2. Whoa, check out that fat puss cleaning its puckered ass!

3. He wouldn't tell us about the skrilla, so we played his cello yo! He went mad loud on the facts.
by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003
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cielo

a term used to describe someone that is so aggressive that you can’t explain it with any other words. someone who terrifies people just by saying hello.
Omg that girl is so cielo that she threw a chair at me because i asked for a pencil.

You really need to stop acting like a cielo.

Stop cielling around!
by qwerty.kybrd June 4, 2021
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blue cello

A sexual position by which a man is held in choke hold from behind by his partner while simultaneously being jacked-off.
The two performed the blue cello flawlessly until John passed out from asphyxiation.
by nayr onibmag September 29, 2013
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Chelo

1. A Word meaning Albino chicken
2. A Brand of Tampons
1. That Chelo is sure ugly
2. Buy Chelo's!
by Amonkeymankekekekeke May 8, 2003
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ceely

Usually has a big butt. Very hot and loves in a small town. Very attractive.
Ceely literally has the biggest butt ever!
by anonYmous19375569 December 22, 2016
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celo

pack made out of sri lankans. they tink they mad gangsta jus cuz most of them wear bootleg shit, known to gang up on russian girls and fuck them up the ass

also known for jumping you for no apparent reason
u dont need no efing' example, bitch..what you looking at...u think ur funny..

*comes toward you in pack*
by hells bellz April 18, 2003
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